Well this was a SAD weekend for the DUKE, my lovely dog Stinky passed on to the Great Kennel in the Sky!!! DUKE is still very sad, partly because it was my fault. Stinky kept running away from HOME, so DUKE thought OK, no problem, you stupid dog, DUKE will fix you good. DUKE thought of maybe having a coouple of stinky's legs removed so he could not run but that seemed kinda cruel. SO, DUKE did research!!! I bought one of those electrocution collars for Stinky and hooked him up good, this meant that if he ran away he would get several volts of ELECTRICTY!!! OUCH!!! That will teach him. Well everything went fine for a couple hours and then DUKE got a very bright idea, why not take STINKY to Arby's for his birthday?!??!!? Stinky loved Arby's, he could eat lots of sadwiches there. Well, Duke throws Stinky into the IMPALA, and gets driving, and after we get out of the driveway something funny happened and you KNOW what that is. Huh? Right! STINKY started dancing around!! DUKE thought it was because the dog was so excited about ARby's, well I should have known better, not even a dog would be that excited about their food. We kept driving but Stinky would not stop jiggling around!!! DUKE tried smakcing him, no good. I drove him to the Dog Emergency Room and said "HELP MY DOG, HE IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!" They hooked him up to a refibalator to shock his heart and wake him up, well, that did not work too good. After a while the Dog Doctor said "Hey what's this collar for????!" And that was when the DUKE realized he had made a seriousmistake. My poor doggie got all fried and crispy becaue DUKE forgot to turn off the electric shield. DUKE is very SAD. I could barely touch my dinner of canned prunes and canned beans. ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
Maybe Jeff can set you up with a few cats to ease your suffering. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
Dookey, My condomlences to you and your fam. I know what its like to loose a pet. ------------------ Live Rocketball. Breathe Rocketball. Die with Rocketball.
Dukie??--- What are u duing gui n to Arby's? U have no $$ cuz too many cans!!!! But now one less mouth to feed - HAHA!! Now you can have dogburgers. OH! You should hav cutte offy doggys legsies. Then roll him around on skateboards. Trust me. ALSO! OH! There iza no doggie heaven. sad but true. like the song says. ------------------ Not only am I president of the WaltWizFanClub, I'm also the member. Oh yeah, and DoctorofDunk, Houston Rocks, RM95, Rocket Fan, TexSalsa, AzimdaDream, and Shanna.
THANK YOU guys for all your kind words. I drank a fortee with my HOMIEZ last night and I pored out some for poor Stinky. I miss him all the time. Hey Pole that is a great idea but the DUKE is very afrightened of cats, you know they look at you with those green eyes and you can TELL they are trying to read your thoughts!! WELL NO SIR, you are not reading DUKE's THOUGHTS!!!!! ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
Looks like LHutz might be rounding back into form or getting back to his 'fighting weight' or something, because he's starting to post closer to what he used to be. (If it's really him?!) ------------------ I have a dream.........his name's Hakeem.
DREAMER!!! If I am not me then who the heck am I?!?!??!! Just for that DUKE will NOT help you do your HTML, which if you see my website you know you NEED MY HELP. DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF WEB WEB WEB!!!! http://rosie.acmecity.com/heroes/245/ ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
Uh oh DUKE just thought of something! MAYBE Dreamer is right, DUKE remembers the words of my ex wife that ho before we had our DIVORCE!!! These are in English, donot worry, she only used the Spanish when she was in the mood for what she called "La tortura de mi cuerpo" She told me "DUKE you have changed, it is like you are a different person! I don't even know you!" DUKE is worried. WHO AM I!???! Duke must go on his QUEST FOR IDENTITY!!! DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF ID, ID, ID!! ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
LGuts, Yu're spelign is weight tow spictakoolar too be el "duque deal virrdad". ------------------ I have a dream.........his name's Hakeem.
Oh my god...more for the Duke Tribute. DaDakota ------------------ Go Jazz * http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/011403.html
Dak, did you miss these the first time around? ------------------ "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."- (Aldous Huxley)
------------------ Charles Barkley on TBS on the "fat track" poll: "What? 47% said I'd gain more.....why those.....they better be glad this is a family show."
Yeah the newer posters have yet to experience the Lhutz comic hour . Great Idea DaDakota ------------------ Church-Going-Foul-mouthed-Pig-Loving Rocket-Fan extrodinaire.
