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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by arkoe, May 23, 2005.

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  1. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    Source (MSNBC, May 5 - 12)

    Actual caption:

    Coalition of the wheeling

    Russian President Vladimir Putin gives President Bush instruction on driving Putin's 1956 Volga as they get under way on a drive to dinner within Putin's private residence compound Odinsovsky just outside Moscow on May 8. "Be careful," Bush joshed to reporters. "He's giving me a driving lesson."
     
    #1 arkoe, May 23, 2005
  2. rockHEAD

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    Putin: Georgie, there is no slot for a 25 cent piece... it's a real car.
     
    #2 rockHEAD, May 23, 2005
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    "I'm used to driving with all this vodka in me...gimme da wheel."
     
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  4. MR. MEOWGI

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    Bush: "Crap, it's the cops! Hide the blow!"
     
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    George: Vladmir, I am seeing the ghost of the boyfriend Laura killed.

    Vladmir: Don't worry George. I'll have KGB take care of that.
     
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  6. MartianMan

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    BUSH: So is this a car?

    PUTIN: Err, yea...but..

    BUSH: Don't worry, I've seen plenty of cars in movies.

    PUTIN: No, not that. I'm just wondering why you don't have any pants on?

    BUSH: I figure it'd be more aerodynamic this way...
     
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  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    “Everybody has had a bucket in their life, you need some bling bling so you get some of this daddy pimped out.”
     
    #7 PhiSlammaJamma, May 23, 2005
  8. Plowman

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    Vlad the Impaler - Relax George,let me help you.
    Pres.Bush - Ahh,Vlad.....that's not the stick!
    Vlad the Impaler - I know,want to go for a ride,ride?
     
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    Dubdub: alright, mission accomplished.
    Pootypoot: umm, you start the car like this.

    Dubdub: Wow, how'd you get anna kornikova to fit right under the steering wheel.
    Pootypoot: In Soviet Russia, we like better when car drives you.

    Dubdub: So when the fuel indicator goes from "F" to "E", that's our cue to invade Iran?
     
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  10. DanHiggsBeard

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    You steer while I roll.
     
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  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Diplomatic immunity explained in one photograph.
     
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    Bush: It's stuck...
    Putin: You haven't even started it yet. It's not stuck!
    Bush: No not the car... My zipper....
     
    #12 meggoleggo, May 23, 2005
  13. Phillyrocket

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    Winner!!!:D
     
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  14. wnes

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    I concede.
     
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  15. Two Sandwiches

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    That one made me giggle like a school girl.
     
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    Putin: One does not simply drive into Mordor!
     
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    In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
     
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    Putin: Put it in 'H'!
     
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    We have a winner! :D
     
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