I'm 30, but might as well be a lot younger. I don't feel old, and am still in the "20's" phase of my life...
A man and a little girl are walking into the woods at night. The little girl says, "I don't want to go in there, it's scary." The man responds, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
Does realizing you're old really suck or is it a natural form of vanity? We all have to get old sometime.
dang, now that's just wrong (but still funny). i remember hearing the pedophile one from an uncle at a family gathering. could anyone but an uncle be the one to tell that joke? and i'm 23. i knew our age group would win the poll, even with the disadvantage of 5 less years compared to the 30-39 group. we're so cool.
Doesn't matter. You're 30. Just accept it. No if's, and's, or but's... My life is about to end in about a month. *sigh*. lol.
My birthday was last Sunday, I turned 25. (or, as my 17-year old brother put it, "halfway to 50." I tried to hit him, but the whippersnapper got away and I decided to take a nap instead)
Since The_Conquistador is a man of mystery, I shall not reveal my age, however I can assure all the women that are reading this that I am at my mental, physical and sexual peak in life. Let me be your hero.
