"That sure is a pretty dress you have on today, Miss Landers" ------------------ When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view. -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Top picture: Boy to President's right: "To think, this guy is the president. He's even more childish than I am....AND I'M A CHILD!!!!!!!!!" Bottom picture: President: "I think I wet myself! Hehehehehe! It tingles down there!" Surf ------------------
"What's with the new kid with the goofy smile?" ------------------ Houston Sports Board The Anti-Bud Adams Page
Top: "Dude look staight ahead...damn it, you're going to get me busted, act like you didn't hear anything." Bottom: "You thought the last one stunk!" ------------------ In the end there will be no judges...only witnesses to my greatness. [This message has been edited by Curly (edited February 23, 2001).]
"Well I'll be! I can still fit in these chairs!" ------------------ Everything you do, effects everything that is.
"Notice my desk doesn't have any "you're Super" stickers on it. Coincidence?" ------------------ "I never did like that "Dr. Stupid""-Monty Burns
"It's not every day that I get a chance to sit down and talk with the liberal base." ------------------ "cool as hell like email, but still timeless like a letter"
Tired of being surrounded by intellectually superior people, President Bush introduces his newly appointed Cabinet staff. ------------------
Laura Bush has been working feverishly to redecorate and revamp the White House, and today, for the first time, she unveiled her vision for the oval office. Curly's "dude" was funny as hell. ------------------ humble, but hungry.
