I almost got my arse kicked

Another, you just made me get scared about my AMATEUR NIGHT surprise. Thanks a lot. C'mown, now... c'mown...

 

It's really not that hard to decipher, but if it will put your mind at ease, it's nothing offensive.

 

-Thread Jack ON-

Billy, I've been wanting to see your show for some time now and I was going to try my best to come see your show tonight at the Improv, but couldnt make it.. so the woman and I are going to see Carlos Friday, is there a chance you will be there Friday too, if not when will you be doing your next Houston show??

 

AB, your story reminds me of a Bill Hicks bit where he is accosted at a comedy club in Fife, Alabama ("come 'ere! <push> come 'ere!<push>"). Just curious, what kind of jokes go over well in Alabama? Do you have to start making fun of out of state SEC football teams? Reading jokes? Hygiene?

 

I was joking with you homey.

sets sarcasm to stun...

What I was getting at is you weren’t so hard on them that they needed to come at you after the show.

 

AB, it was fun to see you dismantle the hecklers when you were down here at Joker's in Brownsville. You were safe the whole time(You and I would've become kown as the infamous Clutchcity BBS Posse if anyone gave you trouble), although, I don't any of us could have taken on that big woman with the bigger mouth!!!

Glad you made it out of there ok...

Speaking of dismantling...Joker's club went out of business...

 

Freakin' Alabama trash.....

sorry you had to deal with such ass clowns!!

 

You should have said "Come own what? Your house on wheels? Your 3 legged dog? Your toothless wife....errrr sister? Sorry, I've got a house with a foundation, 2 dogs with all of their legs still attached and a wife that doesn't have the same daddy as me."

Then you should have gone back in the club.

 

i woulda ran when i saw those dudes in the pick-up regardless of the security guard....drunk guys arn't exactly thinking about of the consequences... your a brave man.

 

BDW - Alabama?

Stay home baby! I'm surprised those rednecks weren't riding horses! I'm glad you're good, dog.

 

Those guys are lucky they didn't get an AB Texas sized ass whippin!

 

Remember!

"Break the wrist, walk away! Break the wrist, walk away!"

 

Come own AB, you're a comedian man...you should have tickled them and ran.

 

sounds like a bill hicks moment--only his was in Fyffe, alabama, i believe.

 

Rednecks...gotta love 'em!

 

What a wuss...

There are some crazy people in this world, and good for you for not getting sucked into that mess...It is better to walk away, but you learn this as you get older and wiser...don't get me wrong, there are time when you have to step up, but there are always better ways to do it...

 

I never cared for the word arse. Sounds like something a brit would say.

I've seen plenty of people use the ASS word in the forums.

Feel free to ASS it up.