FDA to ban sperm from men who've had hot, sweaty gay sex

I read that there's high demand for Asian sperm, since asian babies are cuter and they grow up to be smarter, maybe asian doner should get paid more too?

 

lol lets just put all the stereotypes together to form an amazing sperm.

 

It will probably be really into photography and play the violin also.

 

You know black sperm will leader to bigger stronger babies who can run the 100m really fast and dunk. So perhaps Asian sperm should only be combine with black eggs so we breed a race of superbabies.

 

The whole idea of a SPERM BANK just gives me the creeps...

 

...and his name is tiger woods.

Seriously, though, If I was Yao Ming, I'd be selling my sperm $400 a shot. I'm sure there's a market for people who want to grow nba players to take care of them when they get old.

 

hey man, that's extremely racist.

/joking

 

Combining races is intriguing. Damn Kristen Kreuk is HOT!!!

On a side note, I always wondered why Americans go to China to adopt babies. I mean, aren't there babies here that need adoption?

Is it because:

a) they assume the baby will be smart
b) they feel good they are "saving" the baby, and thus morally superior.
c) they like chinese babies

 

Asian parents know this from the sonograms, but instead of playing Mozart recordings to the womb, the baby will make music with the umbilical cord!

/Includes disclaimer to get the benefit of the doubt

 

That's Black sperm Asian egg. Anyway it worked there. You got a smart guy who's a great athelete!

Perhaps we should cross Yao Ming's sperm with Sheryl Swoopes' eggs and start producing the next generation master race..er.. Rockets!

 

IMO, with the way the NBA is setup under Stern and the various managers, any player playing in the NBA is a slave (a very overpaid one). but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Speaking of superbabies, shouldn't at least ONE of wilt chamberlains numerous kids be out there playing professional sports? are any of his kids athletes?