And now I will demonstrate my patented secret move..... "IRON PALM STRIKE!!!!!!!" aka (Flopping constantly and getting every freaking call) Sorry, that's the best I could come up with. And I'm sleepy.
That photo makes me said when I realize Padgett was our starting power forward for most of the series.
Despite leaning forward in a 45 degree angle, Dirk demonstrates his prowess to always throw his back head and get the call.
I didn't realize until this series just how much that is true. Watch him jerk his head back time and time again trying to draw fouls.
"Dirk Nowitzki's hand initiates contact with Scott Padgett's sternum drawing the fifth foul on the Rockets player. Upon protest from Padgett, the official clarified that his feet were not set on the play, and that the earth spins on it's axis, which orbits the sun, which is actually flying through outer space."
I think this series and T-mac's defense pretty much conclusively proves that Dirk . . . .has no balls Rocket River
God, I hate Dirk so much now. Damn him. He didn't show up in the series (I would call showing up at least meeting your season averages). He made the most annoying ugly ass faces. I could go on, but I'm too mad. SUCK IT DIRK NOWITSUCK!!! DIRTY FLOPPER! AHHH
