Since we OBVIOUSLY can't take advantage of the lies and the videotape why don't we explore the sex. It's time to pull out the "big guns" guys, since the Mavs have shot more free throws in this series than the Rocket's have in a lifetime why don't we try to use that to our advantage. Behind the backboard I've noticed that there is limited activity from fans to distract the Mavs when they shoot. Hooter's? Men's Club maybe? If we had a slew of houston's "finest" in the stands to distract the shooters (Charro style)as opposed to those corny balloons I think we may be on to something. Gucci, Gucci anyone?
i've always wondered why fans can't coordinate the FT distractions...for example, staying quiet until they are about to shoot and yell BOOOO, real loud. or when they are releasing, all lean one way...might as well have fun with it.
Bring back the pinwheels for one game. I know they were banned from the indiana series that one time but what's the worse they could do? Pick it up again? We might be able to have it long enough to make a difference.
The movement doesn't distract them. We should print up a bunch of signs that look like this and sway them from side-to-side: -- droxford
yeah sure, lets have a dorky napolean dynamite skit during half time while we're at it. or how about dudes in jordache jeans with glittering hair holding hands and swaying and cheering. should we copy that part too? better yet, lets have some hair salon booths scattered around the toyota center to appease the dallas fans who may miss their favorite show 'sheer'
I seriously think the best way to get the Dallas Players attention, especially Nitwitzki would be to have all the dudes wear daisy dukes and tight shirts that say "Sheer" across them and for everyone to have hairspray bottles in their hands and each time they shoot a freethrow have one hand on your hip as if you were an offended hair stylist and spray the hair spray in your hair multiple times till they miss the free throw.
it worked didnt it? how many free throws did our good FT shooters miss. our fans suck behind the ft line, all i ever see is 4 - 5 ppl doing the baloon thing, maybe more if they realize that there is a Ft being shot. we need some of these behind the ft line
