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Would you do any of the following for $1 million?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Feb 6, 2001.

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  1. Achebe

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    1. Hell No.

    2. Yes, I'd actually just chill for a month or two like on vacation. Make sure its around oldies month though, so I get in on the Shannon Tweed reunion.

    3. Hell No.

    4. Hell No.

    Make it a few orders of magnitude higher and I'll consider #1. I can learn how to take the coctail provided I never have to work (I'm a slow learner).

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  2. gr8-1

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    It is alot harder for a girl to give a guy AIDS then the other way around. Am I right ?

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  3. Achebe

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    yeah, but just because of the nature of the axe wound. It's a gaping membrane coated w/ slippery cells and all sorts of treats.

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  4. mc mark

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    YUM!!!!!!



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  5. HOOP-T

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    Hmmm, new pick up lines forming as we speak.

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  6. Steve_Francis_rules

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    1. NO - The risk isn't worth any amount of money.
    2. Yes - Like someone has already stated, I don't care what these people think about me.
    3. No
    4. No
    I would definitely go in the hole for a couple months in a prison for $1 million.

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  7. Smokey

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    Tuesday February 6 1:43 PM ET

    Hugh Hefner Enjoying Life with Seven Girlfriends


    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - More than a decade after he suffered a stroke and appeared to be finally settling down, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is back in the swing of things, trading in his last set of four girlfriends for seven new buxom blondes to share his bathtub and his bed.

    In an interview published in the latest edition of Vanity Fair magazine, Hefner, who turns 75 in April, said the main difference between his early forays into group sex in the 1960s and his multiple partners today is that he has an ``ongoing relationship'' with his girlfriends.

    Call it a new definition of commitment for the 21st century.

    ``We do all kinds of wonderful things together. We go to Disneyland together. We do out to the movies, and we go out to the clubs and are always the very center of whatever's going on, wherever we are,'' said the man who prides himself as being the granddaddy of the sexual revolution.

    And thanks to the wonders of Viagra, Hefner insists that he and his seven new companions -- Tiffany, Stephanie, Cathi, Katie, Buffy, Tina and Regina, ranging in age from 19 to 28 -- are together ``most every night.''

    ``Who gets more and what kind of attention all depends on the girl,'' he told Vanity Fair. He declined to got into details about ``how Tab A goes into Slot B,'' but added, ``Let me just say that it's too good to be true -- it's even better than people think!''

    That may be, but life with Hef may not always be as glamorous as it's cracked up to be.

    One of the seven, Cathi O'Malley, told Vanity Fair that despite the active night life they all share, daytime at the Playboy Mansion is ``mostly like being at your grandma's house.''

    Hefner's last set a girlfriends, a quartet that included identical twins Sandy and Mandy, moved out of the Playboy Mansion last August, Vanity Fair reported.

    Their reign at the mansion followed Hefner's separation two years ago from his second wife, Kimberly Conrad Hefner. The two married on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion in 1989, four years after he had suffered a stroke, in what appeared then to be the Playboy founder's conversion to monogamy.

    Kimberly Hefner, who moved with the couple's two young sons into the house next door, spoke bitterly of her estranged spouse and his relationship with their sons.

    ``My boys' dad is missing out, big time'' she is quoted as saying. ``It's his loss -- it's such a sad, sad thing. His priorities are all messed up. Hef does what Hef wants.''

    For his part, the Playboy founder acknowledges that fatherhood is not his forte.

    ``Parenthood said is not a natural thing to me, and it wasn't to my parents, and I think you pass that on to some extent,'' he said.




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    I absolutely would do the first and second one.

    the other 2 are definate no nos for me.

    six with HIV patient is not as dangerous as you may think. not wanting to un-do years of government funded AIDS prevention education programs i wont go into too much detail, but its not like its unpritected sex.

    as far as the playboy thing. dude i would have no problem telling all thwe playboy chick that i couldnt shower for 6 months just to get a mill. they would want to sleep with you even more knowing you would be getting a mill. also think of all the interesting celebrities you wouls be meeting. and its not like you would be roughing it in a mansion of that magnitude.

    as far the the pinkie fingers go. hay what can i say I am not old school (Ronnie Lott [​IMG])

    i can earn a million on my own, there is nothing fun about losing fingers.

    i wouldnt go to jail in Ny for 3 months let alone 2 years, and another countriwes jail... FORGET ABOUT IT
    i need my freedom

    the deasth penalty in not a deterant for me, jail time, however is. i cant stand losing my freedom.



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  9. beauford

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    why is this a post? [​IMG]

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  10. heypartner

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    lol!

    Who in their right mind would dare jamcracker to move into a mansion of Playmates for $1m?
     
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    Three words:

    Proofread before posting! [​IMG]


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  12. DEANBCURTIS

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    1. Have protected sex (condom) with an HIV patient?
    No

    2. Not take a shower or come in contact with any water for 6 months while living at the Playboy mansion?
    Yes

    3. Take a surgical knife and very slowly sever both pinky fingers?
    No

    4. Stay 2 years in a maximum security prison in Thailand?
    No

    5.How about another one...having sex with Bea Arthur for a million dollars...would you?
    Yes, Maude and The Golden Girls were great shows. [​IMG]

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  13. Hydra

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    1. Yes
    2. Yes
    3. No
    4. No

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  14. Nomar

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    Kind of a spinnof question....

    Would you have sex with Carmen Electra or any really hot babe if you knew she had HIV??? unprotected ???

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    1. According to "Sex in America", the chances of catching HIV from a single act of unprotected intercourse with an infected person is approx 1/500. I'd definitely use a condom for $1M.

    2. sure

    3. nope

    4. Only if Clare Danes and Kate Beckinsale are there.
     
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    I sure couldn't do that. I don't even like to ride elevators. I'd never survive buried in a hole.



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  17. Rocketman95

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    1. Yes, I'm straight and straight people don't get HIV.

    2. Yes

    3. No

    4. No

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  18. mc mark

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    RM95 please tell me this is a joke.

    Right?




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  19. Rocketman95

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    I hope the majority of people here realize that it was a joke, a poke at morons who actually believe that.



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  20. HOOP-T

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    Even without the AIDS, Rodman has been there....UGH!



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