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Tying a Necktie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, Apr 30, 2005.

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How Many Ways Can You Tie a Necktie

  1. I only know one way and stick to it.

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    48.4%
  2. I know two or three ways to tie.

    29 vote(s)
    23.8%
  3. I know the three common methods plus some uncommon ones.

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  4. Can't. Others tie mine for me.

    23 vote(s)
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  5. Can't I wear clip-ons.

    2 vote(s)
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  6. I don't wear neckties.

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  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Getting ready for my girlfriend's grandfather's funeral I was tying my necktie and thought to myself that only know one way to tie a necktie. I also realize that there are at least several other ways to tie neckties and I only know one. The method I know is called a four-in-hand tie. The other methods I know of are Windsor and half-Windsor but I always got frustrated when trying to learn these ways. Anybody want to offer some hints on how to tie those types of knots? I have seen diagrams but they never helped. Oh well, even if I don't lear either of those ways at least I know one way to do it. How many do you know?
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    There's only one way to tie a necktie:

    Loop twice.

    Insert through middle.

    For any fancy-pancy new ways, try:

    www.gay.com
     
  3. KaiSeR SoZe

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  4. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    I already know how to do one. I looked up other ways but just can't nail them.
     
  5. KaiSeR SoZe

    KaiSeR SoZe Member

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    the site has pictures for each step:p

    you can do it!!:D
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    seriously... what are you trying for?

    I'm a businessman. I always wear my tie one way.

    Are you trying to be formal, or fashionable???
     
  7. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Hmmm... I am really not trying for anything. Just curious I guess.
     
  8. meggoleggo

    meggoleggo Member

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    I know how to tie a tie at least 2 ways.... And I don't even wear them sunumabitches.
     
  9. bigtexxx

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    I typically go with the double milpron loop.
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    The conservative tie, IMO, has always been the best bet.

    My bro tried the "neuvou" approach.

    Didn't work...

    And now he's stuck with a collar-less tux in wedding pics.

    Disgusting, when you think of it
     
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  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    said one mafia man to the other before he choked him to death with a necktie.

    one way. That's the only thing I know. And if my girlfriend wants to experiment with both ways I may have to getta out of there.
     
  12. pickymen

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    I never untie the knot once I managed to tie a good-looking one.
     
  13. drapg

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    I'm 27 and I still don't know how to tie a tie.

    I always get the salesman/woman to "pre-tie" them for me when I purchase them, then I leave them in that condition in my closet.
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I absolutely ABHOR wearing ties. When I first started working at the job I have now, I had to wear them but I went the clip-on route. That ended about 4 months into the job as a co-worker noticed that I was wearing a clip-on and gave me hell about it. I got my dad to show me how to tie one and started wearing regular ties that I had tied myself. I only learned one way and I never was interested in learning other ways to tie these pain in the asses.

    Now I have gotten back into not wearing ties at all, whether it is at work or at church. The only times I wear them are for funerals or for special occasions where I have to wear a *ugh* suit.
     
  15. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Learning how to tie a tie would require no more than a 15 minute time commitment. drapg -- I would never treat a tie that way, by leaving it tied up in your closet. That's horrible for the condition of the silk/fabric/etc. For fine ties, you should actually roll them (like a toilet paper roll) into a small box if you don't have the space to lay them flat. I no longer wear ties that cost less than $80 each. There are many benefits to dressing well.
     
  16. Franchise3

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    "You sound like a gay!"
     
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    damn, you go all out. i only loop once. the less work the better for me. maybe i should just buy a clip-on.
     
  18. Dr of Dunk

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    Dude, you say way too much about yourself on these forums. LOL! :)

    That's just sad.
     
  19. yipengzhao

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    I only know two... one that's thinner for the narrower collars, and one that's thicker for the spreader collars.

    I mean... there's also better types of knots for different types of ties. but i don't make enough money or go to high enough powered events for it to matter.
     
  20. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Drapg do you wear shoes with laces or just stick to slip-ons?
     

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