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What would u do in exchange for a guaranteed Rockets NBA championship this year?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DeAleck, Apr 29, 2005.

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  1. DeAleck

    DeAleck Member

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    Just for fun, in exchange for a guaranteed Rockets championship this year, what's the most self-sacrificial thing you would do?
     
  2. AMS

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    sacrifice your posting rights :p
     
  3. a-rock

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    internet access
     
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    half of my basketball skills
     
  5. SmeggySmeg

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    left testicle
     
  6. bravo six

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    first born
     
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    Here's a paradox:

    Would you promise not to watch any of the Rockets games, or listen to them on the radio, or even look at the box scores? Would you agree to stay completely on the dark, not knowing a thing, until they won the title?
     
  8. Willis25

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    All my playoff tickets
     
  9. Davidoff

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    HELL YEAH!! In a second.. TIVO BABY!!

    Edit- and I would cut off a toe..
     
  10. GRENDEL

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    The head of Juanrico Don Marco
     
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    i would sacrifice UTKALUMAN's right eye... and wife's left eye
     
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    in exchange for a guaranted Rockets NBA Championship ( as if they could get a DIFFERENT Championship :rolleyes: ), ...

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    I'd change my name to Ron Mexico.

    I'd tattoo goldenpalace.com on my forehead.

    I'd offer advertisement space on my breasts.

    I'd chop off my nuts in Ireland.

    I'd sleep with an 8-year old boy.

    I'd remove my own feeding tube.

    I'd lip sync on SNL.

    I would marry myself in a bride suit.

    I would marry Lyle Lovett.

    I would find the weapons of mass destruction.

    I would play golf until I found the real killers.

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    if you can guess who did all those, you get a cookie.
     
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    I would sacrifice the Astros hitting.
     
  15. blender

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    SmeggySmeg's right testicle
     
  16. blender

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    Apologies. Never joke about another man's testicles.
     
  17. Rockets10

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    nothing . . . it would take all the fun and excitement out of watching the playoffs and finals. :)
     
  18. topfive

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    I'd bang Claudia Schiffer senseless. Twice.

    Hey, I'm willing to sacrifice for my team. l)
     
  19. Willis25

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    2005 NBA championship baby !!!!
     
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    I would sacrafice the heads of those stupid refs in exchange for anything.
     

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