After losing the under 20 crowd, Big Tobacco finds new clients.

Two seemingly unrelated stories seem to hint at a nefarous plot; get apes addicted to nicotine and teach them to sneak out late at night and buy their cigarettes from vending machines!

Zoo's Chimpanzee Is Addicted To Smoking



Zookeepers in South Africa are working to help a chimpanzee who has become addicted to smoking after picking up cigarettes thrown to him by zoo visitors, according to a Local 6 News report.

Officials at the Bloemfontein Zoo said Charley (pictured, left) first grabbed a cigarette and then mimicked humans.

"Charley's picked up the habit from watching people," Bloemfontein Zoo official Daryl Barnes said. "He learns from mimicry."

Since Charley has started smoking, crowds have started throwing lit cigarettes into the chimpanzee's pen, Local 6 News reported.

Zookeepers have asked people to stop offering Charley cigarettes, saying they are worried it will damage his lungs, according to the report.

Officials said the ape "acts like a naughty schoolboy" and hides his cigarettes when his handlers are around.

Zoo officials plan to eventually make Charley go cold turkey and stop the habit.

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In Human Nature Study, Apes Can Cook or Use Vending Machines

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Dr. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh sounds like a proud mother when she speaks about her brood of bonobos, eight ultra-intelligent apes that will take part in unique language research meant to shed light on their nature and maybe our own.

The first two bonobos will make the 16-hour road trip from the Language Research Center at Georgia State University to their new $10 million, 13,000-square-foot home near downtown Des Moines later this month. All eight -- three females and five males -- will arrive at the Great Ape Trust of Iowa by mid-May.

Bonobos, a species of ape from the Congo, are the most like humans, Savage-Rumbaugh said. They constantly vocalize "as though they are conversing'' and often walk upright.

"If you want to find a human-like creature that exists in a completely natural state ... that creature is the bonobo,'' said Savage-Rumbaugh, an experimental psychologist who is one of the world's leading ape-language researchers.

If the apes are able to learn language, music and art, once thought to be distinct to humans, then "it strongly suggests that those things are not innate in us,'' she said.

"Those are things that we have created, and create anew and build upon from one generation to the next ...'' she said. "Then we have the power to change it and make it any other way. We could have an ideal world, if we but learn how to do it.''

The bonobos will be able to cook in their own kitchen, tap vending machines for snacks, go for walks in the woods and communicate with researchers through computer touchscreens. The decor in their 18-room home includes an indoor waterfall and climbing areas 30 feet high.

The longevity of the project is unlike any other.

The animals, which have a life span of up to about 50 years, will be allowed to mate and have families -- and develop cultures that will be studied for generations to come, Savage-Rumbaugh said.

Visitors are allowed, but they must understand that the Great Ape Trust is not a zoo, she said.

Using a network of cameras and computers, the bonobos can see visitors who ring the doorbell -- and will be able to choose through a computer touchscreen who will be permitted into a secured viewing area.

"Only if they want to open the door can you enter,'' Savage-Rumbaugh said.

Karen Killmar, an associate curator at the San Diego Zoo, said the Great Ape Trust is unlike other research programs.

"There's studies all over the place in terms of intelligence and learning ability and behavior,'' she said, "but to be able to sort of pull it all together in one place I think is a wonderful opportunity to give us a much clearer picture of what our closest relatives are.''