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Who's the Model Worker on the Rockets?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Sishir Chang, Apr 27, 2005.

  1. Sishir Chang

    Sishir Chang Member

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    In honor of Yao Ming winning the Model Worker award of China maybe we can have Clutchfans model worker of the Rockets to uplift the hard work done by the noble comrades in red against the evil bourgeois forces of the Mavericks.

    By their name already the Mavericks are known to be enemies of the proletariot and further are owned by an outspoken capitalist who once starred in his own show exploiting the weaknesses of the common man.

    Whereas the Rockets by their name represent the highest aspirations of the state and worker to reach the stars and are led by Chairman Van Gundy a noble comrade renowned for his dedication to cooperative play.

    So who on the RED team should carry the honor of the Clutch masses?
     
  2. Sishir Chang

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    I'll kick things off by nominating Comrade Mutumbo.
     
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    Bowen's tireless team attitude makes him an ideal party member!
     
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    Got to be Patrick Ewing.;)
     
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    Comrade Vin Baker is the perfect New Soviet Man and can hold his vodka too.
     
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    David Wesley

    he is the least flashy player on this team, but he brings it every night ....he is arguably the best wing defender on our team and is regularly asked to guard 6'6'' - 6'8'' guys

    this team's turnaround started with his aquisition
     
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    Colin Pine.

    He is a member of the working class.
     
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    I think YAO should be introduced as the model worker, oops i mean millionaire, from China at the beginning of the games.
     
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    overall i would have to say bob sura, that guy plays through pain and is so relentless. He's the one always getting the other teams riled up because he alters their style of play the most.

    but if i were to vote based on this series alone, i dont have cardiovascular strength to truly appreciate what Tmac is doing right now. To play the offense he plays AND have to guard dirk is some crazy shiznitz.

    this series he is single handedly willing his team to greatness.
     
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    Clutch the Bear

    He keeps the masses occupied and feeds them with propoganda when we are at our worst.
     
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    That is so wrong, and yet I choked on my food when I read it.

    Hilarious, rack em!:D
     
  14. Sishir Chang

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    Clutch is the opiate of the masses.
     
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    Obviously, T-Mac: great leaping guard/forward
    CD for his little red book of cap-cutting GMs' numbers
    Cynthia Cooper: gives highlights despite her lack of ability, refuses to take elocution lessons despite her obvious needs
    Moochie Norris: swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue, but full in belly
    Mo Taylor solved all problems: no Mo', no problem

    Can't decide between these and previous suggestions: truly a hundred flowers in present bloom.
     
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    According to Chairman Van Gundy true power emnates from the block of a shot.
     
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    Sishir,

    Is it too late add a poll in this thread?
     
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    Yeah I was going to post a poll but since there are only 5 options and counting JVG and CD there are at least 13 options I decided to leave it open ended.

    Anyway more than even the regular unscientific Clutchfans polls this is just for fun.:D

    I don't know if a poll can be added I guess that's a question for the moderators.
     
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    JVG, see his eyes... end of story
     
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    If Yao really won this award then you better believe he is going to join the china team after the season.
     

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