Rent-a-Dildo

well, whatever you're desperate enough to stick it in...

 

I don't know, at $270 that seems pretty expensive for an ass/p***y. I wonder how much it is for the generic, non-pornstar ass/p***y. It does come with your lube of choice though, that's a good selling point....

 

Rent-a-Dildo??

How would one c*m across that website??

 

Sweet, they've got the butt plug for rent. Nothing like borrowing something that other people have shoved up their ass.

 

Damn. Just my luck. I was really looking for a spent j*zz-rag, but they don't seem to carry any.

 

I have some crumpled up kleenex somewhere that you can borrow.

five dollah.