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Penis Stretching

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by basso, Apr 12, 2005.

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  1. basso

    basso Member
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    from boingboing, be sure to check out some of the videos, which are hilarious, and also, while not pornographic, are NSFW.

    http://www.mattersofsize.com/Power_Assist.html
    http://www.mattersofsize.com/

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    Agoraphobic ex-junkie metal singer invents natural penis enlargement technique
    Salon has a tremendous and weird profile of Mike Salvini, an agoraphobic ex-junkie/ex-hardcore metal singer/ex-obsessive-compulsive who has developed a net-famous method for increasing penis size by stretching your member with weights for hours on end. Reportedly, he's taken his flaccid penis to over 10 inches.

    Today Mike spends 18 hours a day spreading the gospel of P.E. "I'm submerged in penis," he says with a laugh. "It's my full-time job." He's filmed a DVD of his self-designed exercises -- "Matters of Size: The Ultimate Guide to Penis Enlargement" -- that will be distributed in a few weeks by Vivid Entertainment. His Web site Matters of Size has 40,000 registered users and offers paying members videos, diagrams and one-on-one tutelage over private message and e-mail -- along with softcore pinup shots of his girlfriend Jen, a teacher and former dancer he met in rehab four years ago.

    http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/04/12/salvini/index_np.html
     
    #1 basso, Apr 12, 2005
  2. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I see lawsuits in his future.

    But hey.....what a way to get famous.
     
    #2 Pole, Apr 12, 2005
  3. Svpernaut

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    HAHA!
     
    #3 Svpernaut, Apr 12, 2005
  4. basso

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    how...apropriate, the first response in this thread comes from "Pole!"
     
    #4 basso, Apr 12, 2005
  5. Isabel

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    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    ...in case any of you were thinking of trying this, don't. I don't want anyone permanently rupturing anything or ripping it off. :( (no, not sure if this would happen or not, but they just don't seem made for that kind of stress)
     
    #5 Isabel, Apr 12, 2005
  6. The Real Shady

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    Those picture descriptions look painful. :eek:
     
    #6 The Real Shady, Apr 12, 2005
  7. The Real Shady

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    Shouldn't this be merged with the Vida Guerra hacked thread?
     
    #7 The Real Shady, Apr 12, 2005
  8. Svpernaut

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    Vida uses the "hands free" method of penis stretching.
     
    #8 Svpernaut, Apr 12, 2005
  9. Jeff

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    If you are that desperate to increase the size of your pee pee, you might seek counseling before tying weights to it, but that's just me.
     
    #9 Jeff, Apr 12, 2005
  10. meggoleggo

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    Physiologically speaking, yes, it's possible... I've never heard anything like it, and I'm sure it's not remotely pleasant to experience, but it could work...

    Yowzah.
     
    #10 meggoleggo, Apr 12, 2005
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    :D

    Look at the Salon picture. I love it when people submit professional photos for publication. :rolleyes:
     
    #11 vwiggin, Apr 12, 2005
  12. kwik_e_mart

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    I just fell of the chair laughing...

    This is final exam week for me, and I am laughinhg so hard after watching the quicktime vid that I start to forget what I have just remembered...
     
    #12 kwik_e_mart, Apr 12, 2005
  13. kwik_e_mart

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    Anybody in a highschool woodworking class can make this piece of ****

    "What's this wooden ring with two handles that you are working on, Bob?" the teacher asks.

    "I am gonna make some fast cash using this thingy!" answered Bob the ninth-grader... :D
     
    #13 kwik_e_mart, Apr 12, 2005
  14. Davidoff

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    You would think that they would notice the Photographer in the mirror behind the desk in the background atleast...
     
    #14 Davidoff, Apr 12, 2005
  15. Another Brother

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    pass.

    btw anyone got a link to penis reduction apparatus?:cool:
     
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    LorenaBobbit.com
     
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  17. The Real Shady

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    #17 The Real Shady, Apr 12, 2005
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    #18 Another Brother, Apr 12, 2005
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    WATCH OUT! It's a huge one!
     
    #19 SwoLy-D, Apr 12, 2005
  20. cagey veteran

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    I think stretching your penis in this manner would just give you a weird stretched-out flaccid looking member. I don't think it would look the same as if you were blessed with a naturally long sausage.
     
    #20 cagey veteran, Apr 12, 2005
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