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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Will, Apr 10, 2005.

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  1. Will

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    But I just can't help myself. Please get an envelope, put a 37-cent stamp on it, and write your name and address in the upper left corner. Then write in the middle of the envelope:

    Steven Hunter
    c/o Phoenix Suns
    201 E. Jefferson Street
    Phoenix, Arizona, 85004

    Now take out a piece of paper and write:

    "Dear Steven,

    Thanks for the rim job Saturday night. Keep your chin up!

    Sincerely yours,

    Yao Ming"

    Then go to your bathroom and find the biggest band-aid you have. Pull off the tabs and stick it to the paper right under the signature. Fold up the paper, put it in the envelope, and mail it.

    I feel better already.
     
  2. Man

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    lol :D
     
  3. tim562

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    Your being serious right, let me find my stamps....
     
  4. tslee98

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    I'm not too up on my vernacular, but this thread doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me because I thought that a rim job was the same thing as tossing a salad. In which case, band-aids would not be necessary.
     
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    hes talking about the missed dunk. as for the term in other uses....its similar to what you said, but umm, wrong opening...
     
  6. v3.0

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    Mrs. Broflovski: "What the heck is a rim job?"
    Mrs. Cartman: "Why that's when you put your legs behind your head and let someone...."
     
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  7. Will

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    Uh oh. If this is going to become a tutorial for those who don't know the other meaning of the phrase, I'm going to have to lock my own thread.
     
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    Wow!!! Yao Ming getting a rim job from Steven Hunter is a big deal and does deserve it's own thread. Wait until sina.com picks up on this bit of info.
     
  9. KaiSeR SoZe

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    someone do it
     
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