Both movies have been running continuously this past weekend so I'll start it off with a funny quote by Taj: I cannot go home a virgin. I came to this country to study the American art of **** diving. You know park the porpoise. I want to take it through the car wash baby. You know. I want to get it waxed. Wax it. Wax it. And air dry that ****. Air dry. I, I would like to be your assistant very much Mr. Van Wilder.
Here. I saved you the trouble: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215129/quotes "Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping."
that's the only thing i ever remembered from Road Trip the one time i saw it, but it makes me laugh every time. oh, i guess i remember two things: "it's only the wheels" BOOOOOOOOM!!
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that ****, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
ok. um. i didn't read your post i just read the title of the thread. yeah. ok another one when they deliver the c*m pastries... "oh this is so warm!! so creamy!!!" *nasty semen drips out of their mouths*
That scene had me gagging. I think that is the closest I have ever been to vomiting in a theater just based on what I was seeing on screen. Horribly, hilariously disgusting.
Same here, I dry heaved a couple of times. Now I find it hilarious. "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."
