ESPN: Mailman about face? Visits with Rockets, Heat and Spurs officials upcoming

If Karl Malone came here and won a championship would he be the greatest Rocket of all time?

Sorry...I couldn't resist.

 

You had me until I clicked on the link. Nice work.

 

I need to start clicking links.

 

that was pretty good, i liked the "i don't care whose coattails i ride." part.

 

lol i believed the title. hahahahahah

 

Thank goodness I waited before I replied. Good job, Desert Scar!

 

I like how you even used his hick dialogue



"..the funnest years i had playing ball"

 

God I hate you.








That was a pretty good one.

 

Getting out there on April Fools and pranking people early helps get you into the right mind-set for today. Though I felt bad when a few people really thought my wife moved out.

Oh well, nature of the beast.

Evan

 

I love those replies

 

Awww, this year's was weak; I was kind of hoping for this headline:

CHARLIE WARD QUITS BASKETBALL; CONVERTS TO JUDAISM

 

I immediately recognized that the article was not written in proper news style and dismissed it. I guess being a journalist comes in handy sometimes.

 

This is the giveaway..

Can't even begin imagining Karl driving a truck or anything on I-10 to SA

 

oh dear god kill me now. i dont want to live to see this. please god, no no no no no no no no no.

we seriously need to flood les with some emails. a concerted effort people.

im about to cry, i think. is there a smiley w/the head exploded or something? no championship is worth this.

 

good lord im a fool

 

I didn't even have to finish reading it before I knew it was april fool's, nice try, though.

 

LOL

Got 'em

 

lmao, that's classic right there.

 

Damnit. I almost got excited (i didn't look at other posts yet). I clicked on the link to make sure, considering it is the 1st of April.

hmmm. damn. ya kind of got me.

Would have been cooler if you made a fake page with the fake article. That would have been so much better and would have gotten me when I check the link.

 

I knew it was a joke at this:

Pelinka says the Rockets will likely be his destination given their available starting position due to the injury to their previous starter, Juwan Howard.