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What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets R' Us, Jan 2, 2001.

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  1. Rockets R' Us

    Rockets R' Us Contributing Member

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    I dunno if there's already been one of these, cuz they're been so many "What's the most" threads in the past week. But heck, I'm gonna start with mine. Here's my story (sorry if it's inapropriate, or gross, or just down right sick) here goes:

    So It's 4th Grade. Winborn Elementry. Katy, Texas. Restroom break time! WOOHOO! hehe. Anyways, We had to line up and sit down against the walls girls on one wall, boys on one wall. If I could draw a pic it'd look like this:
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    restroom restroom
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    Thank you, thank you I know I have mad drawing skills. [​IMG] Anyways, back to the story. I was sitting right between the 2 s's in "boys sit here" waiting for my turn. Now, a fart was bottled up inside me and I was trying as hard as I could to hold it in (knowing that in this small, quiet hallway, it would surely mean doom if it slipped)I was last in line. As I moved up to the front, most everyone had gotten back and only me and 2 girls were left to go. Just as I'm about to go, my luck fails. I let out this, what seemed like a fart of seismic porportions. I literally went off the ground to about a foot high in the air(I was sitting "Indian Style" hehe. Talk about our levitation...) The teacher turned and looked at me and tried to ignore it as if she was looking past me but you know that when a teacher looks at you she never looks behind you, but straight at you....just with her eyes pointed somewhere else. Everyone was doing the usual, laughing, pointing, doing replays in their own style. After we went back to class the teacher pulled me into the hall and had a conversation with me. LOL I can't even much remember what it was about but I think she said something about "Stop being a distraction young man, I will not tolerate any of your foolish behavior" etc. etc. The regular. I was an All-A student, but that basically ruined my reputation at that school......until the next year went I went on to win the school Spelling Bee and place 10th in district with all the little kids over me talking about "Can I have an autograph?" [​IMG]

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  2. Rockets R' Us

    Rockets R' Us Contributing Member

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    Aww man, my drawing messed up. Anyways, it was supposed to be a wall, then a hall between em, then another wall, then across from that were the restrooms.

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  3. JuanValdez

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    I was a Jazz fan.

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  5. RocketsPimp

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    OK, so answer the question now that we've gotten a subconcious look into your private life!

    What's the most x you've done Juan?

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    #5 RocketsPimp, Jan 3, 2001
  6. Surfguy

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    In pre-K, I misspelled a word on a spelling test that all the other classmates got right and they all laughed at me out loud... including the teacher. I don't recall what the word was but I do recall the incident. I thought my teacher is one ****ed up biyatch if she is trying to teach but laughs at her students and condones that sort of behavior. I was pissed off for a little guy. It obviously scarred me or I wouldn't remember it.

    I also remember when I was young and I used to go to a babysitter's house with a bunch of other kids. This one girl did a log in the backyard...yuck. Then we slid some paper under it and threw it in the neighbor's backyard. I don't know what the hell we were doing. I guess she should have been embarrassed but we were very young. It seems kind of embarrassing that we did that in retrospect.

    Another time...we used to hang out at this ditch on one of our neighborhood streets looking for snakes, frogs, and such. There was green moss where the big drain pipe drained into the ditch and we used to walk across it. It was so slippery. If you fell, you risked going into what we thought was hell which was the snake infested, deep ditch water. We always had to cross it, however, to get to the other side of the ditch. Two of my friends slipped and were sliding down into the deeper water screaming and crying. I went to try and save them but I slipped too. Then, get this, three of us were floored slipping down a moss, fungi covered drainage ditch into snake infested water. We were kids and we were scare shiyatless. We thought we were gonna die. But, in truth, the water wasn't that deep, the snakes were scarce, and it wasn't really life threatening. But, it was scary when your a kid after you watch a movie like Swamp Thing...hehe. Looking back...it is embarrassing.

    In summary, misspelled word, dumping caca in sitter's neighbor's yard, and falling at ditch add up to embarrassing moments for me [​IMG]. I'm embarrassed for even discussing it here but at least I'm honest. I'm sure I have more just can't think of any now...hehe.

    Surf

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  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I couldn't get an erection my first time.

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  8. Behad

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    You do realize the irony of using the nickname Pole and making a statement like that??

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  9. Surfguy

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    Shall we say he was flying at half staff?

    [​IMG]

    Giggle

    Surf

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  10. SamCassell

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    So I take it the Pole in your name isn't made of ... oh forget it. Its just too easy.

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  11. fadeaway

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    At around ten or twelve years old, I got a boner when the doctor was examining my stomach.

    Didn't think anything of it at the time, simply because I didn't know what it meant. In retrospect, though, it was pretty damn embarassing!

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  12. Smokey

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    Walked in on my roommate....[fill in here] [​IMG]

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    Went to a Vanilla ice concert.

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  14. RocketsPimp

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    Bought a Tiffany album....I was only 8, what the hell did I know about music!

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    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I once owned a John Tesh album.
     
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    RocketsPimp Member

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    Whew!! I don't feel so bad now!

    [​IMG]

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    allright - I'll come clean too.

    My first two CD purchases were Phil Collins/But Seriously and Mariah Carey/Mariah Carey. [​IMG]
     
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  18. Smokey

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    I think we're alone now [​IMG]
    Sorry Pimp
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  19. DREAMer

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    Embarrasing momemts... sheesh I get embarrassed at the drop of a hat. But, here's some anyways.

    1.) My soph or jr. year in highschool I went to the bathroom during 1st period. There I was enjoying a good piss, but when I tried to zip up, the damn zipper broke.

    I stayed there in the bathroom the rest of the period trying to fix the damn thing, but to no avail. So, I had to go get my books and go to 2nd period. But, how? Well, I had to untuck my shirt (which was against dress code) and pull it way down. Then when I got my books, I carried them in front of me.

    But, I couldn't figure out how I was going to get out of this jam. Finally, about 2/3 way through 2nd period it donned on me that I could just go to the football trainer's office and get some football warmups we wore during the winter. So, I excused my self as though I was going to the bathroom, and got myself some warmups. WHEW! Disaster averted....

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    2.) In the 8th grade in science class we had some various small animals. On the weekends each student took turns taking some of them home to feed them etc. Well, one weekend it was my turn to take the rabbit home. The rabbit belonged to another student in the class.

    Well, the rabbit friggin' died over the weekend, and I was branded PTRK (Paul The Rabbit Killer). Not a good thing.

    Man, I tell ya', it sucked going to class that Monday with an empty rabbit cage. Plus, it was worse when I had to tell the guy who the rabbit belonged to.

    My parents did go and buy him another rabbit, but it still sucked bad.

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    That's all I can think of right now. If I think of more, I'll let you know.

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  20. Rockets R' Us

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    Actually, I have to come clean on this one too. hehe My first albums were LeAnn Rimes and Backstreet Boys.........uuuggghhhhh.....but hey it wasn't my fault. I had a radio show back in the day on 1520 AM and the producer (my 5th grade music teacher) told us we needed "nice, not naught music"....everyone through out the school thought he was gay. Even the teachers and parents. lol Oh yeah, and he friggin never let us play Barbie Girl by Aqua and it was like the most popular song during those days. He was like "no, barbie's a sl*t

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