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2005 NBA All ugly team

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by sbyang, Mar 29, 2005.

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Name your 5 guys and the MVP, no requirements based on position, just the 5 ugliest.

Mine:

Sam Cassell: An automatic entry on this team until his retirement.

Shawn Marion: Just weird looking.

Mike Dunleavy: He's not too ugly at the beginning of the game, but once he gets the sweat going he takes it to another level. Bonus points here for throwing his jersey.

Maciej Lampe: Bonus ugly points for always looking drunk.

And the MVP:

Troy Hudson: He has earned the MVP this year by giving 100% effort every game, to do up his hair in the ugliest hairdo in NBA history. He was ugly to begin with, but the hair, it's gotta be the hair.

#1 sbyang, Mar 29, 2005

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#1 Steve Francis
#2 Popeye Jones
#3 Ervin Johnson
#4 Dirk Nowitzki
#5 (MVP) Richard Jefferson

#2 pippendagimp, Mar 29, 2005
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Cassell
Marion
Foyle (MVP)
Ha Seung-Jin (ROY)
Calvin Booth

#3 KaiSeR SoZe, Mar 29, 2005
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The Sloth looking Korean kid that plays for the Trailblazers has to top the list.

#4 New Jack, Mar 29, 2005
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pg: Sam Cassell (no argument here)

sg: Marquis Daniels (He can act in a horror movie without makeups and wins the Oscar)

sf: Hedo Turklou (he looks like a guy in picasso's paiting, and that's not a compliment)

pf: Shawn Marion (he succeeded Scotty Pippen as the winner as the HFA (Horse Face Award) winner.

c: Yao Ming (he certainly isn't the ugliest, in fact, he's perfectly normal looking, but I am sorry, that mustache has got to go)

Coach of the Year: Patrick Ewing (the proudest and strongest proof of Darwinism)

Most Improved Player: Troy Hudson (last year, his hairdo was stupid, this year, it's inhuman)

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Correction! Thanks to New Jack, I am reminded that no matter how messed up Yao's face looks like with green mustache and no eyebrows, Ha Seung-Jin beats him hands-down as the ugliest center. It's not even close.

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Amongst Asian player, Yao is in third behind Ha and Zhi Zhi IMO.

of course I only know 3 asian players in league

#6 sbyang, Mar 29, 2005
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Who's that dude on the Jazz? The 32-year old guy who looks like Corkie?

#7 Rocketman95, Mar 29, 2005

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I can't believe all you guys forgot about our good pal Zarko Cabarkapa so quickly. He's by far the ugliest player in the league.

#8 gwatson86, Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by gwatson86
I can't believe all you guys forgot about our good pal Zarko Cabarkapa so quickly. He's by far the ugliest player in the league.
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He definately ain't pretty, but by far the ugliest?A tad harsh, I'd say

#9 dharocks, Mar 29, 2005
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#10 SamFisher, Mar 29, 2005
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ya yao needs to lose the 'stach

#11 Glish21, Mar 29, 2005
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http://www.nba.com/playerfile/jake_tsakalidis/

Jake Tsakalidis

#12 TECH, Mar 29, 2005
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Im surprised no one has mentioned eric williams...Hes pretty damn ugly

#13 alexcapone, Mar 29, 2005

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MVP: Nowitzki
Ben Wallace

Former player: Chris Gatling (in the top 5 all-time)

#14 david_rocket, Mar 29, 2005
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On Eric Williams, you forgot to post the matching side view photo....

#15 richirich, Mar 29, 2005
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and what about Van Gundy? He ain't gonna be in GQ any time soon.

#16 richirich, Mar 29, 2005
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Well....he's not playing anymore....but Charles Jones was no looker.

That nose....man....it took up half his face!

#17 GraingerGuy, Mar 29, 2005
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Oh, can't forget about Peja Drobnjak.

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Jake voskuhl....

Put some high heels on Amare and some makeup and hed pass for a a drag queen hands down...always looks like hes wearing makeup

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it should be required that you post your own photo if responding to this thread's request....

and either you guys spend alot of time at http://www.hotornot.com/ or you're in the 10% of men (according to urban legend) qualified to judge another man's "hotness."

I'm just kidding!!!

#20 dugtzu, Mar 29, 2005

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