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"Women will make you do things you never dreamed of."

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Mar 17, 2005.

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  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Member

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    Alright. First and foremost, this thread is designed for fun. It's designed to embarass yourself in, and have a little fun with it. Maybe I'll be the only one to admit to anything in here, but oh well. I take little to no shame in anything anymore. So...


    You know how they say that women will make you do things that you would never dream of? Well, what are some of those things? Serious or not, let's hear them...


    Well, for instance, my girlfriend has been having a very rough last few days, so I went to visit her tonight. Somewhere during the time I was over there, I ended up throwing on a women's tank top, and stand up and begin rubbing myself. I'm sure it looked like the wierdest/most r****ded/whatever thing ever, but it got a huge laugh out of her, which was all I wanted, in the first place.

    Ridicule me all you want, it was worth it, and I have no shame at all in admitting it. I think it was kind of funny.:cool:






    So now, 'fess up, boys!
     
    #1 Two Sandwiches, Mar 17, 2005
  2. chow_yun_fat

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    ugh...i let my ex pluck my eyebrows, thats bout it.
     
    #2 chow_yun_fat, Mar 17, 2005
  3. macalu

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    i pick my nose in front of her.
     
    #3 macalu, Mar 17, 2005
  4. Major Malcontent

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    those people who had bet that myself or moestavern would be the first to use "started rubbing myself" in a thread are now going to have to pay off...
     
    #4 Major Malcontent, Mar 17, 2005
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Just out of nowhere, just because I want to get a huge smile from my wife, I will come out of the closet wearing one of her bras or skirt over my clothes and ask something silly like: "Are you ready to go to the party...?" <- STRAIGHT-FACED

    Picture it, if you will.
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Mar 17, 2005
  6. Faos

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    If you had any balls you'd post a picture...then we could picture it.
     
    #6 Faos, Mar 17, 2005
  7. SwoLy-D

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    You didn't ask EddieWasSnubbed. but you ask ME just because I said PICTURE IT? SHEESH... ;)
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Mar 17, 2005
  8. Faos

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    He emailed me his already. :eek:
     
    #8 Faos, Mar 17, 2005
  9. qwerty

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    You, my friend, are a lucky man
     
    #9 qwerty, Mar 17, 2005
  10. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    I'd tried a pair of $150 designer jeans on.
     
    #10 rockbox, Mar 18, 2005
  11. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    I watch "$40 a Day" on Food Network with her. Kill me now.
     
    #11 VesceySux, Mar 18, 2005
  12. No Worries

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    That whole marriage thing comes to mind.
     
    #12 No Worries, Mar 18, 2005
  13. swilkins

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    Admit it. You're a cross dresser.;)

    The only thing that came to mind was singing karaoke, but I ended up doing good so no big whoop.
     
    #13 swilkins, Mar 18, 2005
  14. Sishir Chang

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    I will spend time looking at dangly ear rings and women's clothes when we go shopping.

    On a side note I was talking to a friend of mine who hasn't been able to get a woman in awhile. He was saying that he just didn't want to put up with all of the BS that women want in a relationship.

    I had to point out with him that unfortunately for all of us men we have to put up with women if we want them to put out.
     
    #14 Sishir Chang, Mar 18, 2005
  15. Phillyrocket

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    Dancing at a club. Men are not meant to dance, we have no rhythm, and we look rediculous. Women look sexy as hell out on the floor though.
     
    #15 Phillyrocket, Mar 18, 2005
  16. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    I now watch all kinds of TLC programming that I would have never have watched if it weren't for my wife.
     
    #16 Supermac34, Mar 18, 2005
  17. coma

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    I watch that show to think of different things RR can do to make herself a bonerfide hottie.

    Lose a lil baby fat, etc..
     
    #17 coma, Mar 18, 2005
  18. Jared Novak

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    I thought I'd never see a musical, but went to see A Chorus Line, Les Miserable (sp?) and we're going to see The King and I on Sunday night, and the damnedest thing is that its not all that bad, its pretty entertainnig.

    As for other things, I did something similar to Eddie and put her panties on my head and did a jig to get a laugh out of her when she was having a bad day.

    What can I say, I'm really in love with this woman, and the thing if it is, she does things that make me happy as well.
     
    #18 Jared Novak, Mar 18, 2005
  19. Harrisment

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    Well, I was dating this girl in high school and she was all upset because she had just found out she didn't get accepted to one of the colleges she applied to. That same day she caught me making out with her sister. Although not an optimal situation, it did get her mind off of the whole college thing.
     
    #19 Harrisment, Mar 18, 2005
  20. arkoe

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    I replastered a wall from twenty feet away once.
     
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