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Ryan Bowen needs a nickname

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by speedball, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    I like Ryan "the accountant" defenitely.:D
     
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    RYAN "BRUISE" BOWEN BRUISE

    I think we have a winner:eek:
     
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    KFC... cause he looks like a headless chicken or something flopping around. :cool:
     
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    Of the ones mentioned sofar, I like "RyBo" & "the Bowenator" the best. But to get a really good nickname, you have to go back to your rastlin roots; such as Bruiser Bowen (because he gets bruised up diving for loose balls) or Killer Bowen (cos he just kills an opponent's offense when he comes in). :D
     
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    Ryan Bowen 747

    Ryan Bowen-Bowen-Bowen Rawhide

    Ryan Bowen-arrow

    Ryan 'biscuit head' Bowen
     
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    How about Ryan "Must have pictures of Les naked" Bowen.

    Ryan "Brick" Bowen.
     
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    Too close to Ba Ba Billups.
     
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    "White Fudge" Bowen
     
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    Until Bowen clocks Amare or Kobe or Shaq

    he hasn't earned a nickname.

    he doesn't hustle any more than our other players.

    yes he scrambles all over the place out of control and I like it when he gets under the other players skin,

    but before he can have nick name status he needs a defining moment.

    How about he sets a pick for Yao that knocks Amare on his bottom. Yao slams and Ryan run off looking goofy.

    There you go our own beloved "Napolean Dynamite"
     
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    Well, Boki had that defining moment last year (against Malone). But what nickname did he earn? "Boki"? Nachtraded"?
     
  13. Texas Stoke

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    How about Ryan Bowenconstrictor since he suffocates his opponent on the defensive end.
     
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    How about Ryan "Bruce" Bowen
     
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    how about BOWEL movement....he has a game almost as bad as bowel movement, and he moves around alot, plus it rhymes with his name:D
     
  16. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Snackbar, he's okay in limited quantities, but you don't want the health of your team to rely on him.
     
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    "R.B.'s Sauce"

    if you're from tha hood you can even call him

    "Sausizzle"

    everytime he makes a baske....errr...everytime he gets in the ga....errr....everytime he gets up off the bench during timeouts and cheers for our players as they take a breather, yeah whenever he does that, you can be like,

    "SAUCE!"

    people that don't know, they'll be like "WATER!"

    but you, true R.B.'s Sauce fan you, you'll be like "SAUCE!"

    they be like "WATER!"

    you be like "SAUCE!"



    &#0169 2005 :D
     
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    Bob from acount temps.

    He looks like a Bob.

    or the Bo-Gun!
     

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