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Favorite Van Chancellor Color Commentator Quotes

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Gummi Clutch, Feb 28, 2005.

  1. yangstax

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    Oh wow... Austria!.... I love them kangaroos... home of Lleyton Hewitt! I sometimes get their accent confused with the kind that George W. Bush and Paul Hogan have...
     
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    Southern drawl. Texas twang.

    Also, the accents are different between Houston, northeast Texas, and west Texas. A lot of Houstonians weren't born here, or their parents weren't born here.
     
  3. yangstax

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    My ears have not been trained to make that distinguishment... This one Texan I met taught me some of what must be "Texas Twang"... it went something like:

    "por favor no diga a cualquier persona que sea un inmigrante ilegal"
     
  4. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Austria not Austrailia! LMAO!
     
  5. yangstax

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    okay...smarty pants.. even I know that Austria is short for Australia... kind of like England is short for Great Britain.. and New England short for Boston....

    p.s. what does LMAO mean in english?
     
  6. bigballerj

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    Let's see

    1) Austria is NOT short for Austrailia. They speak German (hence Arnold's German accent)
    2) How can New England be short for Boston when it has 4 more letters? Kinda like saying Houston is short for H-Town.
    3) LMAO = Laughing My @$$ off

    Hope this info help
     
  7. KaiSeR SoZe

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    When Curry missed a free throw in the second quarter...
    "That might be the worst free throw Ahv ever seen."
     
  9. yangstax

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    I guess sarcasm isn't communicated via text alone....
     
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    its hard to tell...you have to learn to use the smilies
     
  11. DavidS

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    Texas Twang = Bum Phillips
    Mississippi Drawl = Van Chancellor

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  12. Almu

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    Personally, the guy is annoying as hell. I try to block him out as much as I can when I watch the games.

    Its the same thing with people here in NYC or in Boston and their abuse of words. Man, sometimes, it just goes overboard. I understand the whole uniqueness of it all. Diverse country and all. But please, how about some pronunximication of 50 percent of the English language?

    That would be aight with me. :)
     
  13. Gummi Clutch

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    "Clarunce Wethurspoon comes frum a town so smawll in Missippi id don evun hava red lite."-Van
    "Really?"-Beel

    Poor Van was losing his voice last night. He sounded worse than Barkley at the All Star Game . Perfect time to sneak Calvin back in the rotation. ;)
     
    #73 Gummi Clutch, Mar 2, 2005
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    i dont believe i have heard this on a telecast yet, but i have heard it many a times on the radio....can i get a "GUFF Freeway"...??

    man, this guy has yet to grow on me....and the chance of him ever growing on me is about the same chance as a 3rd arm has of growing on me....

    this is only like my 6th post, dont hate......great thread guys....
     
  15. GoatBoy

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    That pic of Bum reminds me of when he did color for the Oilers.

    "That was incerdible! How'd you like that play, Bum?"

    Bum: "Maah."
     
  16. swilkins

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    :D

    I love Bum. Maybe there should be a Bum thread too, but he has been out of circulation for a while.
     
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    I moved to Houston in 1990. My first memory of Bum as Oilers' color commentator:

    PbyP (was it Kenny Hand back then?): Fourth and less than 1 and the Oilers are gonna go for it.

    Silence

    Silence

    Silence

    Silence

    Silence

    Low moan from the crowd (not the good kind)
    Bum: Didn' git it.

    commerical break
     
  19. Hippieloser

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    Sweet first post. :D
     
  20. KaiSeR SoZe

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    LMAO!! That's awesome
     

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