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Deion Sander’s Hot Dog Express

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GRENDEL, Feb 28, 2005.

  1. swilkins

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    Whenever I want a fresh 7-11 hotdog, I pull out the Hotdog Express.

    Just another has-been pushing food products.

    It was humerous, but I'll never buy it, unless I see Deion enter a hotdog eating contest.
     
  2. Austin70

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    What's wrong with boiling them in water?
     
  3. swilkins

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    Nothing. They're even better on the grill.
     
  4. Like A Breath

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    Actually, according to the commercial it will completely split in half if you boil them and turn into charcoal if you try grilling them. Better stick with Primetime's Hot Dog Express.
     
  5. Oski2005

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    And if you microwave them, they'll explode, according to them. Notice how it doesn't have a bun warmer. I'll bet you next year, a new model with a bun warmer comes out. Foreman must have made a lot of money with that grill and I can't believe Deion thinks he can come anywhere close to that with a freaking hot dog cooker.
     
  6. Oski2005

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    2-25-05

    There’s a lot going on in sports right now. We’ve got the NBA trade deadline that we need to break down, spring training, Randy Moss going to the Raiders, teams jockeying for NCAA seeds, NASCAR this week in SoCal, the PGA in Carlsbad and a ton of other important things…but there’s something that’s bothering me, that I feel strongly about, that I've got to get off my chest in the show open today.

    It could take up as much as half the open, maybe the whole thing. It just depends if I'm really feeling it or not.

    All right; Deion Sanders is back in the news and he’s looking to get over on the public and thieve all their jack just as sport’s biggest fraud, George Foreman did.

    Foreman, who is, in no way the person, he appears to be, has made absolutely sick jack selling the George Foreman Electric Frying Pan or whatever he calls that thing. As if dude somehow stumbled upon a new and better way to cook hamburgers, as if such a thing even existed. Look, I've got a new and better way to make meat hot.

    Now Deion, looking for an equally greasy and quick way to make a buck, has come up with an even more ridiculous concept. Deion's got a hot dog cooker, that you can buy for $50 bones plus shipping and handling. $50 dollars! 50 dollars for a freaking hot dog cooking machine?! I already have like five in my house, why do I need another one? Let me see here…hot dog cooker number one is the microwave. Number 2 is the barbecue. Number 3 is the pan on my stove. And number 4 and by far the best, that toaster with the dog slots as opposed to the bread slots. Now, he wants me to pay 50 bucks? Hell, I'd pay a hundred.

    Deion, are you kidding me?!

    http://www.jimrome.com/archives/02252005/article/article.html

    What does he mean about Foreman btw? I know he wasn't the guy he seems to be now, but Rome makes it sound like he's some kind of ******* now.
     
  7. GRENDEL

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    i know just watch the begining of the TV spot, if you don't have this product, your life will be HELL!:rolleyes:
     
  8. Colt45

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    I learned 2 years ago at the Frederick County Fair that the only way to cook hot dogs is deep fried. Good stuff, Maynerd.

    Did he really say, "When I bit into it, there was a pop and all the juices ran into my mouth?"
     
  9. Oski2005

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    That wasn't Deion, that was one of the testimonials.
     
  10. Aceshigh7

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    Smart move for Deion. George Foreman made a bundle with his grill.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Try wrapping the dog in cheese and bacon before deep frying.


    They don't call it a fry-daddy for nothing.
     
  12. Fatty FatBastard

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    Also, has anyone ever had a FrankenBagel?

    Awesome stuff. They take a polish sausage and cheese, and then wrap it in a Bagel-type pastry.

    Man, I miss these. If anyone know where to get one, let me know.

    Einstein Bros. has the closest thing to it that I've seen in Houston.
     
  13. swilkins

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    Personally, I'm disappointed, but not surprised. He has always enjoyed the lime light, but a hotdog cooker.:rolleyes: If he came out with exercise equipment, then I might take him serious, but he is only in this to cash in.

    Oh well, that's Deion.
     
  14. GRENDEL

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    So true, of all things he could pimp he decides on this....
     
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    Sounds good!!!! Also sounds like a heart attack, but, oh well!!!
     
  16. GRENDEL

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    mmmm..... heart attack
     
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    From what I understand, Foreman during his boxing career could really be a surly, off-putting guy, especially to the media. But he has completely changed his image around into that of a jovial fella.
     
  18. Oski2005

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    I know that, but it seems like Rome knows something more. It's like he knows for sure that Foreman is still a dick today and the nice guy thing is just an act.
     
  19. GRENDEL

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    Maybe but it been profitable as hell for him
     

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