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Man accused of having relations with cattle

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fegwu, Feb 27, 2005.

  1. mateo

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    Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow..... I want to party with you, cowboy. But the two of us together, forget it.
     
  2. Uprising

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    :rolleyes: apparently so.....
     
  3. rocketteen

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    I think I'll go look up some gay rapist articles so I can automatically assume that the one doing the act is a sip...a**holes
     
  4. Gutter Snipe

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    Gives new meaning to animal husbandry.
     
  5. BrianKagy

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    Ah, yes, the myopia of the Aggie fan. Google up the Corps of Cadets and get back to me on "gay rapists". You might want to add "duct tape" to your search, maybe that will winnow things down a bit.
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    He was just tenderizing the meat before dinner...In all seriousness, I still can't fathom how you get to that point to where cow ass looks real good...Can't he just pleasure himself without the animall...:eek:
     
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    The blow up sheep market just cringed with fear.
     
  8. thadeus

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    I wonder if those calves will grow up to be our cheeseburgers.
     
  9. fadeaway

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    Looks like RoyD.Elton is moving up in the world.
     
  10. rocketteen

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    Yes and the corp represents all 43,000 students at A&M, just like all the gays and homosexuals who attend tu represent all 45,000 students there.

    And like frats at tu don't haze w/ duct tape...you sips aren't perfect and your crap certainly does stink.
     
  11. Rockets2K

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    well..this does seem to be a appropriate thread for yet another pissing contest between UT and TAMU students/alumni.
     
  12. meggoleggo

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    OK. So obviously my joke didn't come across so well. Next time I'll just have to make sure that everyone's sarcasm detector is working and add a few smileys just to make sure. Jeez. No need to get all pissy.:rolleyes:
     
  13. Oski2005

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    Dude, I'm an Ag too and you are doing nothing but making us look terrible right now. Somebody makes fun of us with the cow f***** stuff and you come back with "gay rapist?" Where the hell did that even come from? Is a gay rapist supposed to be worse than a straight one because I would assume they are equally bad? Also when using the one rotten apple doesn't spoil the bunch argument, you use homosexuals as the rotten apple?
     
  14. rocketteen

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    You obviously missed the connection:
    Texas A&M - with farm boys on campus, Texas A&M is ragged on for bestiality references frequently.

    Texas Univ. - with a large gay/lesbian population w/i the city and the campus, they get ragged frequently w/ those references.


    So, w/ someone saying "an aggie" is a cow fu****, thus they are saying he is a cow raper, b/c I don't think the cow gave consent. Now u know where the raper came from.

    Apples to Apples. Yes, all rapers are bad...it is a horrible thing. The constant is raper, whether it is a hillbilly who feels they have to get theres from farm forcing farm animals into acts, or a homosexual forcing others into acts; neither is good.

    I'm not proud of the fact that we resort to insults like this, but it comes w/ the territory of being a state rival. Both schools have things to be stereotyped for. I'm just going to get my shots in like the longhorns or wannabehorns like to do so frequently.
     
  15. kpsta

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    This is just getting more entertaining by the minute...
     
  16. Rocket104

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    Shhh. Don't tell anyone. I've got a secret: There are gay people at A&M. Don't tell.

    All of the people I know who went to Aggieland state that they realize the A&M jokes are part of the culture and that they've learned to brush it off or fire back with another joke. Since your attempts at humor have gone terribly, perhaps you should try to just let it go.
     

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