Paraphrased from the Daily Show, last night: Jon Stewart speaking to his correspondant in Florida: Jon Stewart: Do you see this thing coming to a close any time soon? Correspondant: Well Jon, let's just say that like many of it's residents, the state of Florida is cruising down the middle of the freeway at 5 miles an hour with it's left turn signal on. This could take a while. Have you heard any other good lines? ------------------ Stay Cool...
The Daily Show is full of great lines. This election stuff has been great fodder for them. I liked it on last Wednesday's show when Steven Colbert broke in with the update that his daughter's first steps were now too close to call. "It may have only been a stumble". ------------------ Houston Sports Board The Anti-Bud Adams Page
