[CNN] Jacko Rushed to Hospital

did he tell you this joke while you guys shared some jesus juice?

 

What? It's very natural! The world needs more love. What's more loving than sharing your, uh, Jesus Juice?

 

Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?


Because there are 20 of them.


Sick but kind of funny.

 

I hope none of them are still there, or at least over the age of 10.

 

HOly *(***!!!! ...it got me cracking up. Sure didn't see that coming when I started reading the Hamburger line.

 

My brothers are 9 and 10 years old and we're the next town over from Santa Maria.

I've already instructed them that while it may sound enticing, they are not under any circumstances to accept Jesus Juice, especially from a guy whose nose may appear ready to fall off.