I'm not satisfied with leaving the decision to 200 idiots in Florida. There should be some other way to pick our new leader. I nominate: steel cage death match, or armwrestling. Anyone else with suggestions? ------------------
Steel Cage deathmatch is definitely the way to go. It would be the biggest selling pay-per-view of all time. Should I try to get Don King's phone number? ------------------ I am the b*stard son of LHutz. Huh? Right!
Sorry Sammy, I thought yours was serious so I started my own thread. oops! Here are mine. Phil Luckett coin toss Decision made by the Korean Boxing officials Instant replay ------------------ humble, but hungry.
2 ideas from the Simpsons (of course): Truth-telling contest ("The Canine Mutiny") Grammar Rodeo ("Bart On the Road") [This message has been edited by outlaw (edited November 10, 2000).]
The Chuckster's way from Inside the NBA last night. ------------------ Don't come in Bullard's house!
Well, every four years, the poor wannabe first ladies are expected to participate in an inane cookie bake-off (remember the stink when Hillary didn't want to do it?) Why not subject the men to a masculine equivalent -- a barbeque competition.
now your talking rascal! But Bush would have to watch it though. Hint: the beer goes in the sauce. ------------------ 'Deeds, not words, shall speak me.' [This message has been edited by mc mark (edited November 10, 2000).]
More suggestions: Drinking contest (though Bush may have an unfair advantage) Essay contest - Why should you be elected president? (in 500 words or less). Yahtzee! ------------------
First one to fire all their advisors, i.e. Daley and Rove. ------------------ "He was under more balls than a midget hooker."-Bobby Hill visit www.swirve.com
Hey, this is a basketball fan site, so I propose a half-court game of NBA (i.e. national bureaucratic @$$holes) 2-ball featuring Gore-Lieberman vs. Bush-Chaney. First to 25 (number of Florida's electoral votes). No recounts or redo's. No blood, no foul. ------------------
PSJ, Its all good! Maybe I should have thrown one of those smilies in the title to let people know it wasn't meant to be serious. <---instant wackiness Thanks for sending some posts my way on your thread. I like the instant replay idea, but the decision would probably take just as long! ------------------
LaunchPad, Good idea, but with Cheney's past heart problems, and after watching Gore jogging with his family and trying to play football with them, I bet that the game to 25 would take longer than a recount of the entire US ------------------ "Her Box Started Buzzing Ever Since She Heard The CRÜE"
Launch Pad...just think of the movie opportunity for Hollywood. They could call it..."These White Men Really Can't Jump"! ------------------ I am the b*stard son of LHutz. Huh? Right!