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Shortest Books Never Written

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by The Ming Dynasty, Feb 9, 2005.

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    "How to successfully execute the last shot of the quarter" by Steve Francis
     
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    "Performing Under Pressure", by Peja Stojakovic (a revision of the Nick Anderson classic)

    "The Importance of Elocution", by Moses Malone

    "Essays on the Meaningless of Style: Why Substance Matters", by Moochie Norris

    "Dressing For Success" by Doug Moe

    "Tenets of Good Sportsmanship", by Karl Malone

    "How to Ask Your Boss for a Raise", by Latrell Sprewell

    "My Actual Basketball Knowledge", by Dick Vitale

    "Shaqramento! Why Sacramento Is My Kinda Town", by Shaquille O' Neal
     
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    "How to make free throws in clutch situations" - by Nick Anderson
    "Life of a league MVP in the Western Conference Finals" - by David Robinson
    "How to have a long rewarding NBA career" - by Matt Maloney
    "How to talk smack in the playoffs and back it up" - by Charles Barkely
    "Being a contributor on a championship team" - by Chris Jent
    "Ethics and Morals" - by William Jefferson Clinton
     
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    as revised by George W. Bush

    "How to be a man and grow out of your daddy's shadow" George W. Bush

    "What not to say to a cop" Charles Barkley
    "Why Gambling is wrong" Michael Jordan
    "Journey to the center of Shaq" by Shaq
    "How to build a team from the ground up" Phil Jackson
    "How the Glove got his groove back" Gary Peyton
    "Why not to refer to yourself in the third person" The Rock

    Sorry Rocky I had to, you left us for movies, movies damnit!
     
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    "How to take a charge from Vince Carter", by Frederick Weis.
     
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    "How to hold on to a rebound" by Yao Ming

    "How not to look like a crack addict" by Marquis Daniels

    "How to not refer to yourself in the 3rd person all the time" by Mutombo
     
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    "Gay Life in the NBA" - by Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley

    "Make Millions Simply by Growing Your Hair Out" - by Moochie Norris

    "Le'Chaim" - by Charlie Ward

    "Hairstyles for Thinning Hair" - by Jeff Van Gundy

    "Firm Pectorals" - by John Ameachi
     
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    "Get a Grip" - Latrell Sprewell
    "Friendship with Latrell" -PJ Carlesimo
    "Get more Exciting Every Year" -Jason WIlliams
    "Skip to my Locker Room" -Rafer Alston
    "Trading Superstars for Super Value" -Toronto Raptors
    "True to your Word" -Carlos Boozer
    "From Russia with Love" -Andrei Kirilenko
    "Lebron Who?" -Carmelo Anthony
    "NBA teams should wear Football Jerseys" -Mark Cuban
    "Turn the Other Cheek" -Ron Artest
    "Keeping your Cool" -Ben Wallace
    "Weight Loss" -Oliver Miller
     
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    Short Books never Written:

    1)"Two-minute Drill" (by Donovan McNabb)

    2)"Oh, Canada" (by Steve Francis)

    3)"Take No Prisoners" (by Yao Ming)

    4)"We belong" (by 2004-2005 New Orleans Hornets)

    5)"A Permanent Home" (by Larry Brown)


    LONG books left unfinished:

    1)"Turnover Pastries: an NBA cookbook" (by Steve francis --- Cuttino Mobley contributor)

    2)"The Road to Recovery" (by Mo Taylor)

    3)"My Aching Neck" (by TJ Ford)

    4)"Excuses, Excuses" (by USA basketball)
     
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    "The 7 Habits of High People" --- Maurice Taylor (forward by Damon Stoudemire)
     
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    The following need more love...

    Jlaw718's "How to Squeeze 25 Seconds Out of a 24 Second Shot Clock" by Moochie Norris

    DeAleck's "How To Win Friends And Influence People" --- Kobe Bryant (Dale Carnegie)

    Tycoonchip's "Catch" Kevin Cato

    3814's "Skip to my Locker Room" -Rafer Alston



    That's good stuff.
     
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    "My Career with the Houston Rockets" - Brandon Knight
     
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    sorry if this has been posted already....


    "how to keep your winner attitude alive" - stephon marbury

    "cap managment pro" - new york knicks

    "why the west isn´t better than the east" - new orleans hornets

    "sophomore jinx?" - carmelo anthony

    "who needs 3-point-shooting, when you dominate the boards" - matt bullard

    "how to keep your home nfl teams happy" - the city of los angeles
     
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    "Catch Me If You Can" --- Damon Stoudamire (Frank W. Abagnale)

    "Your Executive Image: How to Look Your Best & Project Success for Men and Women" --- Carmelo Anthony (Victoria A. Seitz)

    "Team Work" --- Stephon Marbury (Carl E. Larson)

    "Beyond the Glory" --- Eduardo Najera (Fox Sports Net)

    "Apprentice" --- Michael Jordan, Kwame Brown (ABC)

    "Fear Factor" --- Darko Milicic (NBC)

    "Dream Job" --- Maurice Cheeks (ESPN)

    "Friends" --- LA Lakers (Warner Bro.)

    "Desperate Housewives" --- Jackie Christie (ABC)

    "American Idol" --- Jeff Van Gundy (Fox)
     
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    OR "How the West was Won" by the New Orleans Hornets
     
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    "The Benefits of Safe Sex and Monogomy." By Magic Johnson
     
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    "How to pick up women" Pat Ewing


    "How to pick up Women" Kobe Bryant
     
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    "Deep Analysis" - Bill Walton
    "Serious sports and not looking like a cheap media w****" - Chris Wragge
    "Golden Days" - 2004 US Men Olympic Basketball team
    "Civil Disobedience" - Vernon Maxwell
     
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    "Motorcycle safety" by Jay Williams
     

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