If it really was Kam there would have been something about the stalker screaming out the names of high schools that suck.
You guys are the ****. I love you guys. When something happens to Anna, it's like, "Kam, is that you doing it?" "Anna got married, are you still breathing Kam?" When Anna was in Houston last week, I behaved myself. When they announced Anna, I was ape**** cheering for her. Now, if Anna was playing doubles with Clyde, I think they would have to escort me because Clyde is the ****, and Anna is Anna. Second, I wouldn't be sitting in no Pool saying I am drowing. I'd be in her bed with some popcorn watching Rockets basketball.