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  1. rocketlaunch

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  2. thegary

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    MakeIceCrizzle - Ice Cream Maka , Ice Cream Gangsta Supplies ...
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  3. LegendZ3

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    Translation of the clutchfans.net front page news:

    Tha Rockets held a solid ta bustin' lead ova tha Gangsta throughout Sunday's game, includ'n a 16-point advantage in tha fourth baller , ni***z, better recognize. Thiznat didn't stiznop thizzem frizzom ballin' themselves dizzle 3 wit :40 left on tha clock so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. But Bob Sura made two big fizzy throws, n Yao Ming added two more wit jizzle playa 15 seconds left as tha Rockets held on fo' dizzle life ta beat tha Laka 103-102 in tha Toyota Centa


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    The Rockets held a solid to commanding lead over the Lakers throughout Sunday's game, including a 16-point advantage in the fourth quarter. That didn't stop them from finding themselves down 3 with :40 left on the clock. But Bob Sura made two big free throws, and Yao Ming added two more with just over 15 seconds left as the Rockets held on for dear life to beat the Lakers 103-102 in the Toyota Center. Tracy McGrady was badly off, going 1-9 from downtown, but Yao (23 points, 8 boards, 4 blocks), Sura (21 points, 12 boards, 8 assists, 5 steals) and David Wesley (19 points, 5-6 triples, 4 steals) helped pick up the slack.
     
  4. the futants

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    ClutchFans - Yo Houston Rockets Fan 411 Source
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  5. the futants

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    London (reuta) - a wizzelsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles ta celebrate wales blunt-rollin' england at rugby, tha daily mirror has reportizzles huish, 26, was so convinced england would win saturdays match he told fellow shot calla at a social cliznub, "if wales win ill cut mah balls off", tha hustla said on tuesday.

    friends at tha clizzub in caerphilly, south wales, thought he was jok'n.

    but hustla tha game huish W-to-tha-izzent home, severed his testicles witta knife, n walked 200 metres B-to-tha-izzack ta tha bar wit tha testicles ta shizzow tha shocked drinka whizzay he had done.

    huish was taken ta hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, tha papa said. po-po told tha hustla he had a history of mental problems.

    wizzles 11-9 victory ova england at tha millennium stadium in cardiff was they fizzay home win in 12 years.


    sorry, i couldn't help myself...
     
  6. candycane

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    This is hilarious.
     
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    Thizzle belozzongs izzin thezze ruzzugby threzzead.
     
  8. Isabel

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    I put in our school's webpage. Among other things:

    Our open house is now "Drug Deala Saturday"

    We play "Men's and b****ez's Tennis", Gangsta Baseball, and G-to-tha-izzolf. We brag about "even more opportizzles fo' our athletes ta experience blunt-rollin' time".

    They tell you to: "Learn how ta log into tha new Mother****a email system"
     
  9. Uprising

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    :D LOL

    Good find! :D
     
  10. ChrisP

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    That's funny... like gangsta babelfish.

    Not google though... "This is a non-profit website and are not affiliated with google in any way"
     
  11. Luckyazn

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    fo sizzleee my nizzleeee
     
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    now THATS ****ing funny as helll :D:D
     
  14. The_Yoyo

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    I just had to do this:

    Yao mother****a Jay? Rockets will regret it
    By Dick Vitale
    SPECIAL TO ESPN.COM


    June 21
    It looks like 7-foot-5 Chinese baller Yao Ming W-to-tha-izzill be tha top choice of tha Houston Rockets in tha upcom'n NBA draft. Rockets coach Rudy Tomjanizzles n tha Houston entourage visited China, n they wizzy impressed enough ta want ta makes Ming they centa in a lineup tizzle includes Steve Francis n Cuttino Mobley in tha backcourt.


    But I have a gut ho-slappin' tha Rockets is mak'n a mistake . I thought i told ya, ***** I'm a soldier. I thizzink they'll be sorry they passed on Duke's Jay Williams sho nuff. There's no doubt in mah mind T-H-to-tha-izzat he wizzill be a superstar n that thugz in Chicago will be ecstatic 'bout gett'n him at No fo my bling bling. 2 ya dig?.

    T-H-to-tha-izzink 'bout this Chicago Bulls lineup: Williams at point guard, Jalen Rose at ridin' guard, n Tyson Chandla , Eddy Curry n Marcus Fiza up front. Bulls coach Bizzle Cartwright wizzle love frontin' Rose's experience n knowledge brotha wit Williams, tha young phenom.

    Williams is a lock fo' stardom. If I were tha Rockets, I would pizzy him No ridin' in mah double R. 1 n package Francis in a deal fo' experienced hizzay inside. Tizzy sez sum'm sum'm 'bout how I vizzle Williams' potential. As fo' Mr to increase tha peace. Ming, he has loads of potential, skills n finesse at 7-foot-5 , ya feel me?. He has bootylicious touch, but it's a different world in tha NBA compared ta clockin' fo' tha Shanghai Sharks. It's more physical in tha NBA, wit tha bang'n inside from poser more athletic guys n' ****.

    There is lots of "ifs" wit Mr. Ming, but nizzy wit Mr in tha hood. Williams. It's tha big homey vs. shawty homey debate, but point guards is so vital in tha NBA today fo' sho'. Just look at Jason Kidd n Michael Bibby n they playoff performizzles . Subscribe *****, get yo issue.! The point-guard position is so important on all levels, be it high school, college or tha pros fo my bling bling. Point guards is tha quarterbacks on tha court.

    To me, Williams is anotha Isiah Thomas so you betta run and grab yo glock. A pimp like him is a rarity cuz its a pimp thang. Look at tha championship ***** steppin' in Detroit, thanks largely ta Isiah. That's tha kind of success I see aheezee fo' Jay Williams.

    I knizzay Rudy T has made his mind up, n I love his competitivizzles . Dogg House Records in the motha ****in house. But if he doesn't wizzant ta trade Stevie Franchise, he could package Williams in a deal droppin hits. I still feel thizzat Yao Ming could be tha second doggy stylin' of LaRue Martin, tha big dawg who was a first-round bust of tha Portland Trail Shot Calla in 1972.

    My gut feel'n tells me tha Rockets is mak'n a mistake, baby, in evaluat'n they overall No so i can get mah pimp on. 1 pick upside yo head. Still, Rudy T could shock America by hav'n NBA commissiona David Stiznern announce Williams' name as tha top pizzle to increase tha peace. Tizzy Houston would be mov'n toward tha mother****a circle . Put ya mutha ****in choppers up if ya feel this..


    oh yeah #800 yay?
     

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