http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/penis.asp Pennis the Menace The Ramburglar The Giving Tree Wrinklebeast Acorn Andy Johnny Come Early Third Arm of Justice The Zipper Ripper Everybody Loves the Nubbin Lance Wyoming Gertrude Frankenstein Twinkie The Exxon Valdenis Tony the Hustler The Littlest Traffic Cop Abdullah (the Tent Maker) Donald Pump Admiral James T. **** President Johnson Kaptain Kielbasa Old Drizzly Federal Love Project Chief of Staff Pope John Pole III Thor's Hammer King Leer Schtuppopolis The Molten Mushroom The Powerprawn Scepter of Sordidness Horseman of the Ahumpalypse Regurgitator of Rejuvenation E.T.'s Stinkfinger Niagara Balls Meat Maelstrom Trembling Torpedo King Ohyeah Buster McThunderstick Madeleine Albright The Viscount of Veins The New York Post Winnie the **** The Sixth Beatle The True Cross The Fleshy Winnebago The Squinty Blowpop The Slim Reaper Jack Kerouwacker The Naughtiest Cardinal Master's Pincushion
Lance Wyoming. Don't know why this one made me chuckle. I think it's the more arbitrary ones that get me.
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down......... by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped..... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
