1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

[Steve Irkel]: Yao is not the anser

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Silk, Feb 3, 2005.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Silk

    Silk Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
    Messages:
    233
    Likes Received:
    0
    [​IMG]

    Link.

    Houston, we have a problem!

    Yao Ming should NOT be the focal point of Houston's offense. Not now at least. As a disgruntled fantasy league owner who foolishly drafted Yao in the 2'nd round over Amare "Man-child" Stoudemire, I am sick with regret. Yao is a tremendous talent and a cultural phenomenon no doubt. But I'm sorry- if you're standing 7 feet 99 above all other competition, I expect better than 28th in the league for offensive rebounds. Basketball is a rhythm sport... shake, rock, pop, count it... And it is quite obvious to me at least, Yao has no rhythm whatsoever. Somebody take this man to a nightclub. Pop a bottle. Bump some Ludacris in his car, please! Or better yet, sign him up for Debbie Allen's Dance Academy. Get his feet right for crying out loud. All that bowing and politeness and reluctance to knock a brotha in the head has got no place in the NBA. Either address the problem or face the facts, Van Gundy. Confucious say he be Rik Smits and nothing more.
     
  2. Rockets34Legend

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    23,506
    Likes Received:
    21,706
    Yea, this was posted already.
     
  3. baller4life315

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2003
    Messages:
    12,705
    Likes Received:
    3,038
    Ok, freaking Erkel doesn't like Yao's game....i've officially lost all hope.:rolleyes:
     
  4. Rockets34Legend

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    23,506
    Likes Received:
    21,706
  5. Willis25

    Willis25 Member

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2002
    Messages:
    3,387
    Likes Received:
    31
    arrest this man...
    [​IMG]


    for wasting my time
     
  6. shawn786

    shawn786 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2003
    Messages:
    5,015
    Likes Received:
    6
    This guy played a DORK for a living! I didnt know he played one in real life too...
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now