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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hotballa, Jan 28, 2005.

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    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Why does Snoop Dogg not like to smoke weed with Yao?

    Cuz you never know when he's gonna stink up the joint
     
    #1 hotballa, Jan 28, 2005
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    Get him outta here.
     
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    "Knock Knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Scottie"
    "Scottie who?"
    "Scottie Pippen...hello hello?"
     
    #3 hotballa, Jan 28, 2005
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    Haters...
     
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    Why does Rudy T like Martin Luther King so much?

    He too had a Dream
     
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    stop while you are ahead
     
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    doesn't make any sense.
     
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    ok mods, you can kill the thread now...I was just trying to make some bad jokes =)
     
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    How come they had to rush Scott Padgett to the hospital after the Kings game?

    He was unconcious
     
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    Why does JVG not like KFC?

    He HATES fowls (specially at the end of a game when we have a 3pt lead :mad: )
     
    #11 hotballa, Jan 29, 2005
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    Jeff Van Gundy? (sorry, I had to)

    What does Mo Taylor have in common with Cinderella?
    They both ran away from the ball.
     
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    How many Rockets does it take to screw in a light bulb.

    none, they only know how to screw up
     
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    Not really a joke but i always found it hilarious, it was in an old thread and i dont remember who made it up.

    Yao: "I've got an idea!"
    JVG: "Shut up."
     
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    lmao AH! hahaha..
     
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    At halloween get togethers, JVG's never be a person for 'hair raising' tales.. huh huh?

    :( I couldn't resist adding to the heap..
     
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    This is truly the worst thread in the history of the universe.
     
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    The Rockets are going to change thier name to the Tampons
    Because they only have one string
     
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