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What public figure would you slap silly if you could get away with it.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Major Malcontent, Jan 24, 2005.

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  1. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Member

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    I gotta go with Dr. Phil, I'd really love to slap Oprah herself, but people would make it a race thing, plus its uncool for a 300 lb man to slap a woman even if she has set man woman relationships back like 100 years.

    No, her self righteous protoge will have to suffice.

    Plus he has a best selling diet book. He's FAT...has no one else noticed, it would be like Ashlee Simpson doing a book on advanced singing technique.
     
    #1 Major Malcontent, Jan 24, 2005
  2. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    George W. Bush, in a New York minute...it would have to be in a New York minute....otherwise I'd be Gitmo-bound!:D
     
    #2 RocketMan Tex, Jan 24, 2005
  3. SwoLy-D

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    Too easy.
    [​IMG]
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Jan 24, 2005
  4. slickvik69

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    George Bush, then Dick Cheney, then Kondaleeza Rice, then John Ashcroft, then Donald Rumsfeld.
     
    #4 slickvik69, Jan 24, 2005
  5. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    To Barbara Boxer I would pose the age old question...

    "What did the five fingers say to your commie-pinko face?"
     
    #5 moestavern19, Jan 24, 2005
  6. Mulder

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    I don't know about slap, but here are some people I would like to kick sqwa in the nuts:

    Donald Rumsfeld
    W
    Bill O'Reilly
    Sean Hannity
    Adam Sessler (not that I have anything against him, I just think it would be funny to see him get kicked in the jimmy. I bet Morgan Webb would laugh and laugh...)
    John C. Dvorak
    Michael Powell
    John Edwards (for being such a puss during the election)
     
    #6 Mulder, Jan 24, 2005
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Scott Borass
     
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  8. ArtV

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    Letrell Spreewell
    Al Sharpton
     
    #8 ArtV, Jan 24, 2005
  9. meggoleggo

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    Steven A. Smith

    'nuff said.
     
    #9 meggoleggo, Jan 24, 2005
  10. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    With a face that could make a freight train take a dirt road...

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 ima_drummer2k, Jan 24, 2005
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    Queen of England
     
    #11 Buck Turgidson, Jan 24, 2005
  12. Uprising

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    Ashley Simpson, Paris Hilton, Scott FREAKIN Boras, John Ker....aww that would be a waste of my energy.
     
    #12 Uprising, Jan 24, 2005
  13. No Worries

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    W mano a mano. Say your prayers W and bring it on.
     
    #13 No Worries, Jan 24, 2005
  14. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I'd also like to throw in an endless supply of nad kicks for Osama. That b**** deserves every single one!
     
    #14 boomboom, Jan 24, 2005
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    George W. Bush
    Rush Limbaugh
    Scott Boras
    OJ
    Ray Lewis
    Jessica Simpson (just to get that blank expression off her face)
     
    #15 Phillyrocket, Jan 24, 2005
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    can i just ask seriously what is it that's so wrong about oprah winfrey?

    does it seem unmanly if you dont trash the hostess of a women's talk show? i know guys who hate her guts for no reason whatsoever.
     
    #16 fba34, Jan 24, 2005
  17. The Real Shady

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    Michael Moore, Jared from Subway, and Ashlee Simpson.
     
    #17 The Real Shady, Jan 24, 2005
  18. JuanValdez

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    I'm not sure there is a public figure I wouldn't slap, if I'm getting away with it.
     
    #18 JuanValdez, Jan 24, 2005
  19. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I've never understood the hatred from men for Oprah either.
     
    #19 pgabriel, Jan 24, 2005
  20. RocketsFAN3035

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    the whole country of France.........not one person........all of them......yeah, you heard me
     
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