From NBA.com: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mobley emerges dazed and confused after new teammate and formal Sacramento Kings team welcomer Chris Webber has had his way with him.
You know, between you grabbing my boob and these WNBA jerseys they have us wearing, I am starting to feel a little girlish.
Don't diss my boy. It should say "So, this is what a heart feels like" or " tell how its like to be clutch"
Webber - "Let's pose in such a way that people on the internets can make homoerotic jokes about us." Mobley - "Yes, that would be highly amusing my new friend. But I wonder why Yao doesn't get enough touches. Jeff Van Gundy is going to turn him into Rik Smits. *sigh* " Webber - "Friend, the fault lies squarely on Yao. He needs to establish position and impose his will on the game. Surely you cannot ignore this?" Mobley - "I must disagree. Jeff isn't putting him in the position to use his skill set to the fullest. He is clearly the tallest, most effective player in the history of the league, yet he is not being given the chance to succeed. Shall we take our discussion to clutchcity after the game?" Webber - "Of course, what else would we nba players have to do after the game but hit the message boards? Toodles."
