http://www.nba.com/blog/blog22.html Yao is not The Answer 3 NBA Storylines 2 Follow Houston, we have a problem! Yao Ming should NOT be the focal point of Houston's offense. Not now at least. As a disgruntled fantasy league owner who foolishly drafted Yao in the 2'nd round over Amare "Man-child" Stoudemire, I am sick with regret. Yao is a tremendous talent and a cultural phenomenon no doubt. But I'm sorry- if you're standing 7 feet 99 above all other competition, I expect better than 28th in the league for offensive rebounds. Basketball is a rhythm sport... shake, rock, pop, count it... And it is quite obvious to me at least, Yao has no rhythm whatsoever. Somebody take this man to a nightclub. Pop a bottle. Bump some Ludacris in his car, please! Or better yet, sign him up for Debbie Allen's Dance Academy. Get his feet right for crying out loud. All that bowing and politeness and reluctance to knock a brotha in the head has got no place in the NBA. Either address the problem or face the facts, Van Gundy. Confucious say he be Rik Smits and nothing more.
If Yao keeps playing like a girl...then that's what you get from publicity. So i have no problem with what he said.
Jaleel White Actor "Jaleel White began acting at the age of 3". " More recently, Jaleel could be spotted....as himself in Univeral Pictures' "Big Fat Liaro ". " But the self-effacing actor insists he's just a regular guy who simply can't get enough NBA hoops"
Isn't it ironic (don't cha think) that Steve Urkel is exactly how I picture all you fantasy dorks looking in real life.
Jaleel can hoop... well, better than you think anyway. Anybody else ever notice that TMac looks like Urkel? Especially when he had the braces.
Did I just read this right? Yao getting dogged by Urkel; IT'S FRIGGIN URKEL, FOR GODS SAKES !!!!!! Getting a guy like Urkel to make fun of you is like only second to a guy saying: "Yo....your mama ugly."
What does Reginald VelJohnson think about the David Wesley trade? And can we go spinoffs and inquire about Bronson Pinchot's opinion of the Sura signing?
We can go even further.... What does ALF think of JVG? What about Jimmy Walker a*k*a JJ (Dynomite) and Gary Coleman (Whachu talking bout T-Mac?) think about T-Mac slacking off in Orlando? Hell, Malcolm Jamal Warner even said that we need to dump Mo and get a bruising PF.
Man...some dude called into the Jim Rome show and called Yao "Yao Muresan". I hope it hasn't gotten to the point where Yao is being compared to a guy who is more famous for being in a Billy Crystal movie than his on-court production.
Rik Smits, Muresan, Bol.. People are just so eager to toss around labels these days. Why can't Yao just be Yao, Bron just be Bron, and Wade just be Wade. The fascination with comparing people to old players makes these morons call yao Rik Smits when he clearly is much better and has the numbers to prover it. They call Bron the new Magic when Bron is just fashioning his own game. It's to the point of stupidity
