Found some more that were under a different handle that are obviously him. I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go! SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like? I.F.: a Kodiac bear SexyKarla17: ? I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near SexyKarla17: huh? I.F.: Bears get ****in pumped when anyone is near their cubs Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly.. SexyKarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants. I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now SexyKarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you SexyKarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll. SexyKarla17: what the ****? I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent. ------------------------------------ I.F.: My **** is hard you ready to jump aboard? 1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now I.F.: Why you just shower? 1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator **** you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it. 1hOttYeVe: What the **** are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not? I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you... I.F.: Im sorry lets continue! 1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest I.F.: I pop like 16 boners 1hOttYeVe: what the ****! I.F.: what? ------------------------------- J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet. Partner8: Who the **** are you? J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion: J-Dogg: **** me, **** me. J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever. Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me? J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh. Partner8: Is that like cancer? J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. Partner8: Good one romeo. J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku. The salmon swim at night. Towards your room. The snow and the moon. Partner8: that was never a haiku. J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness. Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku" J-Dogg: So you ready to **** then? Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent. J-Dogg: ... Partner8: ? J-Dogg: I'm spent.
Can somebody explain this whole "cyber" thing to me? Do people really hang around chat rooms romancing other internet users like this?
This will definitely throw the suspicion off you. You just bought yourself some time, Karla -- I mean, texxx.
I think these are fakes. They are funny though. The first one has a typo....in the name of the chatter. The only way to get this stuff is to cut and paste and the error is in the body so I call BS. I did a search and found a bunch these are fantastic, fake or not. http://www.alphavilleherald.com/archives/000435.html
The last one definitely looks fake to me. The give and take are too perfect for a random chat encounter. Plus, how many people do you know who use the term "spent" when they've reached orgasm? Seems too convenient to me.
