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Tony Parker is going out with Eva Longoria

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Jan 14, 2005.

  1. Rockets34Legend

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    http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/...es/MYSA011405.1C.BKNspurs.parker.67733df.html

    Parker's play started to improve when the Spurs beat Dallas on Nov. 24, coincidentally or not, the same night he met "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria in the team's locker room. Though the Spurs might want to consider introducing Rasho Nesterovic to Longoria's co-star, Teri Hatcher, they prefer to attribute Parker's progress to hard work rather than his new romance.

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  2. rocketabc

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    Just another reason to hate that Frenchie. What a punk.
     
  3. Rockets34Legend

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    Lucky French b*stard! :mad:
     
  4. Phreak3

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    What a lucky guy, they are obviously not in the same league. Eva Longoria can do WAY better than Tony Parker.

    And I thought Teri Hatcher was married to Howie Long..?
     
  5. GRENDEL

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    Eva Longoria needs to set higher standards, first she was going out with JC chavse or chavey what ever the hell his name was and now with the testicle head?

    Time to trade up Eva
     
  6. Rockets34Legend

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    Wouldn't like her watering your garden?

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  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    An anti-Bush girl with a Frenchman...makes perfect sense. :)

    BTW, the best sex she had last year was with her vibrator. She's got two of them...a pocket rocket and a rabbit.

    Just one of the reasons I love my fiancee's free Rolling Stone membership.
     
  8. Smokey

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    He traded in his fiancee (it's two e's?) for Eva.
     
  9. Rockets34Legend

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    Only through Radio Shack. :D
     
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    thats some bull****!
     
  11. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Don't do it Eva. Come to Houston. I promise I'll dump my wife. Hell she'd probably understand.
     
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    God, I remember Eva from my "watching the Young and the Restless" phase a couple years ago. She was hot as pork.
     
  13. GRENDEL

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    Mmm pork
     
  14. GRENDEL

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    I think I'd be the one watering her garden ;)
     
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    I went to college with EVA and she was good looking but not as hot as she is now. I actually had some conversations with her. She was a cheerleader and a stairmaster junkie. I guess this makes one more reason the rockets hate the Spurs
     
  16. Rockets34Legend

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    I'll give her some long, hot pork. :D :eek: :cool: :D
     
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    She' the hottest on that show but I give her a 7.5 overall. Her head is too big for her body.
     
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    I agree, she's just aiiight.

    But still yeah, lil' french b*stard!:mad:
     
  19. isoman2kx

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    too much booty in the pants!
     
  20. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Regis, that's my final answer, "I'd hit that."
     

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