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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Chance, Jan 10, 2005.

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  1. Chance

    Chance Member

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    You'll love...

    White Trash Idiot


    I am a white trash idiot
    I like to go to Monster Truck Mania
    I gave my kid twin sisters gonorrhea
    I'm the heart and soul of white trash America

    Welcome to my vision of elation
    All across the Aryan nation
    My camaro's bondo's grey
    My hair is right on track
    Business in the front a party in the back
    I met my wife on Springer

    I spent some time in juvenile detention
    For shootin' cats with my cousin-brother's BB Gun
    When Lynyrd Skynyrd died I know he went to heaven
    I work the holidays at the fire cracker stand

    Welcome to my vision of elation
    All across the Aryan nation
    My camaro broke today
    My mullet fits me just right
    Long in the back with a high and tight
    I fought my wife on Springer

    I am a white trash idiot
    Walmart employs half of my familia
    The other half hasn't worked this millennia
    I'm the heart and soul of white trash America

    Welcome to my vision of elation
    All across the Aryan nation
    My camaro's up on blocks
    I take off my hat and unleash it all
    Stare in awe at my Kentucky Waterfall
    I lost my wife to Springer
     
  2. Xenon

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    I really like the Beltran idiot version more. Maybe make a version 2 of it? Some of the lyrics seem rushed but you guys really did a great job on it.
     
  3. Chance

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    The company we did Beltran for wanted something more broad. So this is what we got.

    clm
     
  4. DanHiggsBeard

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    ah, did you write this just for me?;)


    p.s e-mail the station address and I'll send you a copy of that Self album.
     
  5. Tyree

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    is there a link to the beltran one? i never heard it
     
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