LHutz, Please, please, please give us an update after the third day of no sleep, right after taking 9 no-doze. I would pay anything to attempt to read your post when you are in that condition. Heck, I bet the government would use it as a new secret code! ------------------ Save our children from the TAAS test: TAAS test report card TAAS test fact sheet
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ------------------ In order to be a success in life, you need 2 things: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
So... it's your fault I'm an insomniac!!!! YOU b*stard!!! Lord Tree ------------------ I am Jack's raging message.
LHutz, You are priceless man. I wouldn't trade you for KG. ------------------ Current Rocket's Salary & Contract Info
We missed ya Hutzie, glad you're back. Btw, I don't think you alone as an insomniac, I'm positive there are others on this board, whose names I will refrain from mentioning. Azim da Dream ------------------ We don't live for the destination. We live for the journey. http://www.clutchtown.com
YES that is RIGHT, you hear the DUKE!! NO MORE SLEEP NEVER! DUKE been pantificating!!! WHEN you sleep your BRAIN accomplisses NOTHING! And DUKE brain is SO VALABLE to mankind and THIS BBS (that is a HOMONIM for Bulletan Board Ssetup, see how SMERT DUKEis), I CAN NO LONGER sit quitely as my BRAIN sleeps. There is TOO MANY problems OUT THERE, DUKE must solve! WHY, can we NOT order Berry Manilow CD compalations C.O.D.? WHY can't we put METAL in MICROWAGES? WHY is Almooooo so stupid. So you know where that means. Huh? RIGHT!!! DUKE WILL NOT SLEEP NO MORE. That is right you heard the DUKE's typingk, NO MORE SLEEP. I have PLANNED this out carefly! UNO: Duke EJECTED his bed from the bedrom??!? HA HA, NOW I AM SCREWED if I lose my couragesness and try to sleep! IT CANNOT BE DONE!" DUO: DUKE bought a big bag of Not DOze from the Wallgreen's. The LABEL say to take one or two pills when you get to feeling TIRED!?!?! HA HA HA! That is for a NORRRRRMA:L man, not a man like DUKE. I will take nine of them!!! Three: DUKE poured out all his liqors and soda drinks and NOW I have nothing but COFFEE to drink. There is some bad to this, NOW DUKE must eat his Froot Loops in coffee not milk. DAMN!!!!! I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED. Until next time, DUKE SIGNING OUT. ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
DUKE mad it through one night NO PROBLEM!!! NO DOZE does not come in supposetary form, too bad, but ASIDE from that DUKE FEELS VERY FINE AND good!!!! Maybe a little tired, but THAT OK, DUKE spent ALLL NIGHT thinking. Except for MIDNITE, that was when the show "MVP" starting Pamela Anderson came on, DUKE STOPPED thiking for a while there. CCan't stop HANDS from jitttttering!!! DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF WIRED?!!!? Here some things DUKE thought up: Judge not, lets you be judged, unless you are a judge, in which case YOU GET FIRED if you donot judge You can tear a building down, but you CAN'T ERASE a memory, ecept in science fiction you can do both "A bird in the hand is worse than two in the BUSH" is a really stupid thing to say. SHUT UP!!!! You can't move forwords by looking backwards unless you get SPECIAL GLASES Never ask an AMPUTEE what the sound of one hand clapping IS. NOW YOU SEE DUKE'S WIDSOM!!!! DUKE!! I need corfee. BYE ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
I have a feeling by Day 6 Hutz will be so messed up he'll be spelling correctly. ------------------ NOTHING BUT .NET CLUTCHCITY.NET
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm DUKE No sleep two nights in row Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MORE DUKE PHILOSOPY: it will blow your mind like MADDONNA in a NBA lockerroom Are the fingers but the extension of the hand, or mean they something MORE? Something as with Pericles and his sword, the violence and strength embodified in the blaze of steel? And the hand-- is it simply the means by which we grasp and take and touch? Or, more, is it the simbol of man's inhumanity to man!???! What if you can't take it with you, but they WON'T LET YOU IN HEAVEN without it?!?!?! Ha ha ytou're screwed!??!? Words 'DUKE' rhymes with: Luke, Puke, Nuke, Cuke (like CUCOMBER), Book, Alligator, Pencil, Sook. I can have my CAKE AND eats it too! It goes into my LARGE INTESTERNE, so I sitll have it after I EAT IT. Eurpoe had the DARK PLAGUE, Houston has Rudy Tramjonesovitch. GIT RID OF RUD. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. DUKE. NO SLEEP!!!! NO SLEEP!!!! ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Spelling is definitely better keep up the good work LHutz ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
Who cares....I haven't slept in 3 days. Wait what day is it again?? ------------------ I am the founding member of the Butt-Nekkid Party! White House here we come!
Ughghhgghghg. DUKE, devoid of the blissful solitude of sleep for three full nights now-- surely, the bleak hegemony of wakefulness cannot last! But my brilliance DEMANDS that I remain awake, to PONDER THE MYSTERIES of the universe. Should not a manhole be more properly termed a 'sewer cover'...? The term 'manhole' implies that it is an orifice on a man's body, or that it's a hole in which to store men. This, my colleagues, is obviously false. The only things stored in so-called manholes are giant half-man, half-rat zombies. But then DUKE knows, we all knew that! Why is Chaucer's 'Canterbury Tales' considered to be a masterpiece of English literature? Don't receive the DUKE incorrectly-- DUKE enjoys stories about red-hot pokers and rectums as much as the next guy. But Canterbury Tales is nothing more than a compendium of mediocre versimiltude-- and you know what that means! Hm? Exactly. It's not good! Naturally. If you were Dororthy, in the Wizard of Oz, and you went from a dream filled with colorful excitement back to the black-and-white stupor of Dust-Bowl era Kansas, wouldn't you slit your wrists? Of course you would. DUKE is still tired, but now I realize that my unmatchable superintelligence MUST BE SHARED with the American people. NO LONGER can the shackles of the Clutch BBS hold me down! I MUST BE HEARD! JOIN THE DUKE as he attempts to.... err... be heard. I know some of you-- Brett, I know you're out there, your foul stench permeates DUKE's nose like a cat turd left in the microwave too long-- will try to PREVENT DUKE from being heard! I HAVE ENEMIES!!! DO NOT ATTEMPT to dissuade the DUKE! I am on to you-- OPPOSE ME AND FALL, as the Hessian mercenaries fell during the Revolutioanry War... DUKE IS WAR! ------------------ A SNEEZE is nature's WAY of saying "ACHOOOOO!!!"
Wow! This is just like 'Flowers for Algernon'! So when do you go back to being, well, less-than-smart, Duke? I love the line about the giant half-man, half-rat zombies. ------------------
What happens when this lack of sleep caused Hallucinations, or when the immense amount of Caffine causes permanent heart damage? Duke's spelling and grammer are much better though. ------------------ [This message has been edited by nutcake (edited September 21, 2000).]
QUIET! You will speak ONLY when Lord Dukus of Truthus grants you permission to do so! Wow, look over there, a triceratops is eating my bag lunch!!?? GET AWAY FROM THAT, STUPID HERBIVORE!
Actually, sleep deprivation is the best way to achieve enlightenment, but it only works when you drink two or three liters of mezcal a day. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
