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Favorite drinking games (Over 21 thread, ID's checked)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Behad, Sep 26, 2000.

  1. Behad

    Behad Member

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    Pole:

    One thing to watch out for is when someone (esp. a female) gets to be prez two or three or four times in a row. Then she goes on some power kick and makes me remake her drink over and over, then the b!tch starts up with lighting her cigs..... oops, um, maybe you should think of some other game to play. Just my opinion.

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  2. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    and here's some more good rules:

    Presidents and Assholes
    Before you begin:
    There are MANY varieties of ways to play *******. All of them work fine, and once you play a few different versions I’m sure you’ll find a mixture of rules that you prefer too. The version below is a combination of some of the best versions I’ve played.

    How to play:

    The object of the game is to get rid of all your cards the fastest in order to become the highest rank of “President” of the next round. The titles of the people between the President and the ******* can vary depending on who you’re playing with, how creative you are, and how many people are playing, but the Standard Rankings from highest to lowest of the players in a 6 person game of ******* is President, Vice President, Treasurer, Secretary, Beer Wench, and then the pathetic *******!

    First someone deals out the cards (anyone can deal the first round but in following rounds the “*******” will be in charge of this, as well as any other menial task you ask of him/her!) Once all the cards have been dealt, the person with the 3 of clubs puts that card down first to start the round. The play then proceeds in a clockwise fashion. The order of cards from lowest to highest is 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ,Jack, Queen, King, Ace (1), and finally 2 being the highest (What kind of card it is doesn’t matter).

    The basic rules for the game are that you have to play either a higher card then the one just played or one of the same value. If a card of the same value is played then the play skips the next person in line and the person who was skipped has to drink a penalty gulp of his beer. So in the initial game when the 3 of clubs is played, the next person can put down any card he wants. Lets say he puts down a 7, then the next player can only play a 7 or higher (7-2) BUT the player CAN also play doubles or triples, or even quadruples of the same value card or higher. So if for instance the next player plays double eights, then the next player has to play doubles of either eight or higher, if he cannot, he has to pass to the next person and drink a penalty gulp of his beer. HOWEVER no matter if singles, doubles triples, or even quadruples are in play, ONE SINGLE 2 will clear the cards. When the cards are cleared, the person who put the clearing card down starts the next round with any card he pleases. (CAUTION: Twos are very useful cards so don’t blow them all on the first couple rounds, you might need them later.) Play continues like this until someone has played out all their cars - that person is now the president for the first real game of ******* next round. The next person to go out is the new Vice President and so on down the line until we reach the *******. Now that the second game begins (the first real game) the beauty of “*******” comes into play. The ******* has to deal first of all, and if you have a Beer Wench in the game then he has to go fetch everyone a new beer if they’re in jeopardy of finishing their beer before the game is over. Once the ******* deals the cards out play begins with the president and continues to the V.P. and so on down the pecking order until the lowly ******* gets a shot. Once the game begins the free-for-all starts: The President can order anyone at the table to do anything he wants (within reason) and the V.P. can order anyone but the President to do anything he wants and so on down the chain. Before you know it people start pissing other people off and the pecking order starts changing in the future rounds, people are drinking left and right. Making friends if their nice and making enemies if their not!

    Some additional notes: If the President keeps his rank for three games in a row he can make a rule, such as the infamous “Waterfall” rule where the president can call a Waterfall at anytime throughout the game and when he does everyone at the table starts drinking their beers and when and only when the president decides to stop chugging, then the V.P. can stop chugging and when and only when the V.P. decides to stop drinking the Treasurer can stop drinking if he feels the need and so on until the ******* is the last one drinking at which time he is allowed to stop (God I love this game!). Also if the ******* holds his title three rounds in a row he has to chug a whole beer before the start of the next round.



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