Ashlee bombs again. I love it.

I'd be down with that.

 

Greatest.

Halftime.

Ever.

I would love to see the Super Bowl invite her now. I swear to God, I haven't laughed that hard in a good month.

 

The trollish young one needs to close her mouth while the elder blonde vixen parts her legs in twain.

 

You would hope she could at least wear something good and sexy, but she wears the fugliest outfits I've ever seen.

 

i think she's very conciously trying to create an image different from her sister.

 

Holy crap, ha ha ha. Now I'm pissed I watched the halftime show on mute.

I guess her handlers thought she could just continue her career with no fallout from SNL. I can't remember the last time a popstar focked up this badly in public, and she's done it TWICE.

Oh well. There are "too many important people behind (her) career now to stop." How many of those people wish to continue throwing their money away producing crap like this remains to be seen.

It must seriously suck to be Ashlee, though. Her sister is gorgeous and has legit (if misplaced) talent. Ashless has zero talent and even with $1 million worth of stylists, only looks *sorta* hot. No clue whose bright idea it was to put her on AFTER Kelly Clarkson.

 

i just heard the performance on Rome's show. wow. simply awful.

 

The funny part was I was arguing with this girl during the performance.

Me: The girl has no talent and she's lip-syncing right now.

Girl: I don't care! I like the song. It's a great song.

Then bridge and final chorus hit.

Me: See? Now she's singing. Watch.

Girl: Now she's doing the chorus?

Me: Yup, they just took the lip-syncing off.

Girl: Wow. That was pretty awful.

 

Yeah, she's a 'rocker chic'.....

 

she tried to be Avril...but she's no where near that talented, frankly. i don't know if that's saying much.

 

He's slaying me with that.

Ashlee: "You make me wanna...screeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaam."

Rome: "Really, Ashlee? You make ME wanna kill myself."

Classic.

 

Isn't that hte anarchy sign? I mean, I've accepted the fact that real punk is dead but now she's just dragging the corpse out and pissing on it.

 

Keep me updated on what Rome is saying. I still don't have a.m.

 

Does anybody know how to get an mp3 of this hilarity? One of my coworkers missed it and wants to hear her strangle the cat and get booed.

 

WTF is that crap? "you make me wanna bap, bap, bap"?

here's the bittorrent for the whole halftime show. classic comedy.

ashlee simpson Orange bowl perfomance

 

Strike two.

 

They just showed the end and the crowd booing on ABC 13 news at 11, and it seems she took her ear pieces for her monitor out while she was singing. Damn, she was soooo bad she didn't even want to hear herself sing.

I'm not a fan of American Idol btw, but I've come to respect that Kelly Clarkson can actually sing and I wish they had given her messed up mic to Ashlee instead. Still, who do the producers of these half-time shows think is watching these games? That country singer made sense, even though I'm not a fan.

 

art, sir. pure art.