http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/19922004.htm Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist January 4, 2005, 12:55:25 Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist. The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series. A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes. "Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all." Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.
Not that 'CSI is anything close to reality, but even still as a prosecutor I just can't fathom Ms. Federline-Spears-Whatever testifying about such things as the differences between RFLP and PCR analysis of DNA....or anything else for that matter. Maybe I'd put her on the subpoena list just because she looked purdy. Britney and the concept of 'higher education' should never be mentioned in the same breath.
As hilarious as this would be - it won't happen. She'll get like two weeks into classes, see how hard it is - and bail and go back to singing pop music.
Damn...she talented. A great singer, future forensic scientist, and she's 'an expert in semiconductor physics.' http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
She's Britney Fing Spears!!!! All she has to do is just find the one nerdy guy in the class and just bat her eyelashes. I mean c'mon who here would tell Britney she couldn't copy of their exam? If that doesn't work just get all male professors.
People who say the words "forensic pathologist" and "CSI" in the same sentence in my office are subsequently thrown out.
