Another Brother got me thinking about things that I have done in my life that are a little embarrassing. After doing some of these things, we would make the joke that I would never be able to run for president because there are pictures as evidence and that they would get me in trouble. Anyway, one of the reasons why I can't run for president... Years ago, during Spring Break I decided that it would be funny to streak the beach on South Padre Island. It started off innocent enough where I ran out from our party site into the water naked in front of a few thousand screaming people. I got such a reaction then, that I would just walk around naked for about five minutes. It was funny to most people. The bad part is that there were a bunch of pictures taken as well as some video cameras around. If I ran for president, I'm sure that these pictures and maybe video might start popping up. So, have you done anything that there may be evidence that you probably wouldn't want the nation to see if you ran for President?
I'd be a bit embarrassed by the number of craps I take per day, but I doubt anybody has got evidence of this on tape.
There is no freaking way on earth I could or would run for President of the United States. Bill Clinton would look like a choirboy next to me.
Ha Ha! That's funny Rocketman Tex. Yeah, I thought that if I ran for President, I would just have to put everything out front at the beginning. That wouldn't be enough, because I'd probably find out about some kids that I have out there somewhere. Maybe I'll just enjoy the rest of my life privately.
I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Plus, when I make mistakes, I generally tend to live up to them. So no, I couldn't be President.
I don't know if I could run. I've been pretty clean...uh...wait a minute...can they trace p0rn rentals from video stores?
Dude that was you? That water must have been pretty cold. {awaits Seinfeld quote} Yep- that was me. And the water was cold..." "Oh, you mean... Shrinkage." "Yes. Significant shrinkage." "So you feel you were shortchanged." "The sea was angry that day, my friends!" and COLD! One funny part of that story is that after doing that on the beach I didn't get in any trouble with the law, but later on I got arrested for dropping my pants when a group that I was hanging out with was taking a picture in a traffic jam. That was a very unpleasant night that I'll save for the $1 million dollars that I'll get for my life story. It doesn't end there. Years later, my brother's girlfriend at the time was moving in with a new roommate and they were looking through some pictures and my brother's gf recognized me naked in one of them. It turns out that she was moving in with the girl who owned the camera that was taking the picture that I got arrested for. She brought the pictures to me because it was a funny story. After they handcuffed me, they took another picture. So, now in my scrapbook, I have a picture of me getting arrested as well as a picture of the crime that I was arrested for. I'm so proud
hell, if you can do cocaine, get a DWI, be a C student, and dodge military duty and be a two-termer, then hell yes i could be president. Dubya has opened it up to all of us no matter our record. God bless him. of course i'd never want to be president (no public speaking for me), but i'm clean enough i could do it, unless people care about you cheating on tests and stuff, but then my friends wouldn't rat me out so i'm good. just don't look at my hard drive.
And Clinton had his fling with Jenifer Flowers..and admitted to smoking pot WITHOUT INHALING (i mean...how stupid is that). And Ronnie Regan knocked up Nancy before they were married. So perhaps moral fortitude ain't as restrictive as we might think. Firecat, RM Tex...give it a go. I hear DC might have a baseball team by then...
exactly, it's just all about your ability to cover it up or explain it away. get good people around you who know how to do that and your set. i mean, perhaps one of my political enemies downloaded all of this stuff on to my computer. who's to say?
Nope. And I'll just leave it at that. (To clarify, yes I could "legally" run, but waaaaay to much dirt on me to be successful.) Like y'all would've voted for me anyway.
Pffft. That's a drop in the bucket. Remember, I'd sell my life story so far for half a Mil. (in my best Denzel "Training Day" voice...) Swingers... ain't got Sh*t... on Me!
