I've got some pretty good stuff, that would be pretty damning as well as entertaining. The bidding for my personal story would have to be at least $1 million. I still don't know that I would do it at that point.
ONE BILLION DOLLARS! ...eh..... 10K is enough for me. Would certainly help right now. Things are so confusing, this gal...and....crap.
I can't imagine what mine would be like. "Well, here I am on the crapper again. Wonder how big this one will be."
It really amazes me that someone would give up their entire life story for $10K. There have been so many times I've gone through something and thought "if I wrote this out in a story, this would be a GREAT book." Yeah, it would take more work, but I think it would also bring me a lot more than $10K. Seriously, think about the girlfriend story with the most drama, or the ones with the most scandal, or the serious ethical dilemmas you've faced. Hell, then there's all the ridiculous family stuff. $10K for all that? Not a chance. That's all mine. Plus if I put it in a book, I wouldn't have to use my real name...
$10K is too little...If you can get an offer for $10, someone will pay double or triple...Besides, hold out for a %
If someone wants the face time on TV that may be enough justification. The 10k may not be the must important part to a musician or comic trying to make it
For 10 grand, all I would give them one night in Mardi Gras, 1995. For 1 mil, I'd give them the rights to the sickest, most disturbing, most immoral b party I went to at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas during the first weekend of the NCAA tourney, including St Patty's and featuring small roles (not cameos) from Dennis Rodman (although isnt Rodman in every Vegas story somehow?) and Oscar De La Hoya (very cool guy.).....and a reoccuring cameo from Mira Sorvino, whom my buddy was obviously stalking (so sad.) Of course I would want all the names changed so my buddies couldn't kill me.
Too many skeletons in my closet that would hurt too many people. Bidding starts at no less than one million.
