29. Hates to cuddle after transaction is complete 30. Doesn't like to eat dinner prior to transaction 31. Doesn't mind being treated like a piece of meat
We don't care about the environment... Our wages are what cause high gas prices.... We get free gasoline....
Rocketman - The funny part is that when I first got in a band, I thought that it was going to be soooo easy. My first gig, I was sure that they would be really easy. I was at a really trashy bar and I decided that they probably would have been easy either way. It would have probably been easier through the years if I had a touring gig instead of playing the same places every month. There's too much trouble to get into when you see the same people all the time. I'm getting married now, so I don't get to enjoy it like I used to.
Academic Advisor That when I'm not scheduled to see students I'm not working, maybe not even at work at all. It's called paperwork people! That I am still a student, a lot assume I am a work study. (They ask "So what's your major?") I guess for a 32 yr old that's a compliment for a college student to think I'm in college too. That I graduated with the major that I advise, so they ask me complicated scientific questions from the field. God I don't know, ask me a torts question I at least have a shot of getting that right! That I make a LOT more than I really do. In fact a bulk of college students have no idea what most people make in their jobs. and I'll steal one from Isabel Sometimes, that's true! I can be an evil b*stard, I can also be their best bud.
Drummer in a band: 112. That the drummer isn't a real musician, he's just the drummer. And we all look and act like this: FYI- I have perfect pitch, b****!
OMG I love Animal! He's my favorite muppet! I think all drummers should act like him Here are mythis about me and my job: I live at the school when the kids aren't there I have kids that go to the school
31. That we LOVE our jobs 32. That it pays well 33. That we couldn't get into college 34. That we are on our way to Emeril level fame 35. That we call ourselves "chefs" regardless of our experience or job description when conversing with other professionals 36. That we've eaten at every restaurant in town
"Oh yeah, I can TOTALLY send you some baseball cards." "Hey, sure, I'll put your cousin's sister's boyfriend's father, Joe Blow, on a card in my next set." "Yes, I have an entire Scrooge McDuck money bin FULL of Bazooka Joe gum. Here, have 10 pounds." "Hey, Barry, lunch tomorrow at Union Square Cafe? I've got some great advice for you for the BALCO case."
