I'm admittedly the last guy on Earth qualified to give dating advice, but after tonight, I'm sure that there are at least a couple of guys out there that need to know this... If you're ever lucky enough to land a date with the girl/guy of your dreams, here are a couple of pointers: 1) If anything similar to the phrase, "I'd tell you to call me, but you don't have my number" flows off the lips of the girl of your dreams: ASK FOR HER NUMBER(for proper preparation just in case of the overlooking of Common Sense Tip Number Five). 2) If a friend of yours wants to play basketball with you the afternoon of what should be your destiny: DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL WITH HIM FOR AN HOUR (even if that friend is responsible for you working up the testicular fortitude to talk to this girl in the first place). 3) If another friend's mother asks you to pick up her daughter(who is prone to running late) from work, but insists that "you don't have to if you don't want to:" DON'T. 4) If you get the urge for a slurpee: SUPRESS IT. If you're running late allready, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT insist on satisfying this urge(even if you do get another for your date out of courtesy). 5) If you're 45 minutes late for your date with one of the most intelligent and beautiful goddesses in the known universe: DON'T EXPECT HER TO ANSWER THE DOOR. I am a complete and utter shmuck... Please excuse me while I beat myself to death with my keyboard... ------------------ WE WILL WATCH THEM FALL... Next year [This message has been edited by AntiSonic (edited August 25, 2000).]
AntiSonic, I feel for ya, man. It's pretty amazing that a guy of your intelligence didn't see this coming in the first place. But...a guy like me sure appreciates the advice. Anyway, was she really that hot? If she was, and if American movies reflect the life of the high schooler accurately, I'd think you'd be able to get another one soon enough. If she is your destiny, however, don't worry about it. That's why they call it that. Again, too bad this had to happen. Hopefully it'll save some of the other shmucks out there from such shame. ------------------ Nederland 2002 Qualifying Campaign (Damn those penalties!!!) Houston Rockets Space Center- Not just another ClutchCity.NET clone. We're that and more!
Thats tough Anti, but don't kill yourself over it. At least not too much. We've all travelled that road man, its part of being a man. And hey, the fact that a slurpee played a factor in your unsucessful day at least gives it some consolation. Azim da Dream ------------------ We don't live for the destination. We live for the journey. [This message has been edited by Azim da Dream (edited August 26, 2000).]
At least one of your thirsts was quenched. Oh, by the way... nice yiddish! ------------------ Proud Father of the Rockets' future point guard.
Anti, I'd like to be like the others and console ya, but I'd much rather interject some reality into this. You're a dork. Look on the bright side man, there's always ClutchCity.net chat during the regular season and possibly the playoffs this year!!! ------------------ Falk that Mo Fo!!!
