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Woo!!! DUKE has meeting with his poetry teacher man!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, Aug 22, 2000.

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  1. LHutz

    LHutz Member

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    Alphonse the POETRY Mon called DUKe at home last night!!!! We are MEETING for lunches today at what we INTELECTUALS call a 'restarant'. DUKE will keep you posted, but here is a HINT, DUKE THINKS "Alpo" (my nickname for him!!!!) is going to offer me a chance to WRITE a HOLE BOOK of poetrty!!!

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    #1 LHutz, Aug 22, 2000
  2. dc sports

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    Duke, did you get a chance to check out Ginsberg?

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    #2 dc sports, Aug 22, 2000
  3. LHutz

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    NO DUKE did not check out no Gainsberger (HA HA DUKE OF LAUGH!), I was too busy with the NEW charity I am creating. IT is called "FEED the HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOES" and it is desined to put more of those little white balls in the GAME so the HIIPPOES do not have to FIGHT for food and STARVE!!!

    SAVE THE HUNGRER HUNGER HIPPOES!

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    #3 LHutz, Aug 22, 2000
  4. dc sports

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    #4 dc sports, Aug 22, 2000
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    Hey DUKEY, what is your pen name going to be?

    DUKE OF LITTERACHUR?

    [​IMG]

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    #5 RocketsPimp, Aug 22, 2000
  6. LHutz

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    DUKE is so derpessed. ALPHONSE that JERK asked DUKE to drop the class?!??! He said it is oblivious that DUKE cannot follow dinstructions because I KEPT WRITING about subject matters that were INELIGIBLE!!

    Well DUKE has his pride! I stood up and poured my ICE TEA on him and then I said "OH YEAH?!??? WELL You STINK LIKE POO!!!!!"

    THen I stormed out of the restrant, HA HA DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF EXIT EXIT XIT

    The said thing is that ALPHONES never got to hear DUKE's latest poem!!! JERK!!!

    A Wish

    I wish I could find a GENIE lamp
    And rub it til it hissed
    A GENIE MAN would then appear
    And give the DUKE a wish!!

    First DUKE would wish for a million bucks
    In twenties tens and fives
    So I could buy a Buick Century
    And have a pimped out RIDE

    THEN DUke would wish for a coaching change
    RUDY WOULD GET FIRED!!!!
    So Houston could have a winning team
    After Bo Jackson was HIRED

    DUKE would use his final wish
    To get revenge on HIS EX WIFE THAT STUPID HO WHO DUKE HATES AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE ROTTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, NO WAIT THAT'S TOO GOOD, ROTTING IN A SEWER!
    Celebacy for her, HA HA HA
    Now no one could screw her!!




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    #6 LHutz, Aug 25, 2000
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    Duke,

    Your poetry is so lame. Try something more complicated - not this every other line rhymes crap! How elementary school!

    You do, however, show promise because you were actually able to make, "his ex wife that stupid ho" feel like it belonged in the poem.



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    #7 rimbaud, Aug 25, 2000
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    Bo knows Rocketball??

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    #8 RocketsPimp, Aug 25, 2000
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    Hey DOOKIE, you are definitely a man in your own world!

    Bo Jackson is now a "FROG-LICKING LAKER" and DOOKIE apparently learned to use the spell check. The wonders of science, technology and the imagination!

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    #9 RocketsPimp, Aug 25, 2000
  10. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    So smarty-pants--how do you say Coriander in Spanish. No cheating either--you can't ask your ex wife that stupid HO.

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    #10 Pole, Aug 25, 2000
  11. LHutz

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    Oh at LEATS challenge EL DUQUE de VERIDAD!!! YO SOY UN GRANDE HOMBRE!

    The Mexican word for CELERY is espinilla!!
     
    #11 LHutz, Aug 25, 2000
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    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Usted es un moron que puede dar los nombres de especias!!!!

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    #12 Pole, Aug 25, 2000
  13. LHutz

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    YES Bo Jackson knows Rocketball you twinkie, he won the NBA TITLE with the FROG-LICKING LAKERS this year?!!? DUH.

    Why is DUKE DUKE DUKE cursed to be SO MUCH SMART than all the possters on the BBS.

    SPICES:

    Allspice
    Almond
    Anis
    Aniseed
    Annatto
    Ashanti pepper
    Basil
    Bay leaf
    Bell pepper
    Black cumin
    Black pepper
    Brown Mustard seed
    Caper
    Caraway
    Cayenne pepper
    Celery
    Chervil
    Chili
    Chives
    Cilantro
    Cinnamon
    Citronella
    Clove
    Coconut
    Coriander
    Cress
    Cumin
    Curry leaves
    Dill
    Fennel
    Garlic
    Ginger
    Horseradish
    Juniper
    Laurel
    Lavender
    Lemon
    Lime
    Marjoram
    Mint
    Nutmeg
    Olive
    Onion
    Oregano
    Paprika
    Parsley
    Pepper
    Peppermint
    officinalis
    Pimento
    Pomegranate
    Red pepper
    Rosemary
    Saffron
    Sage
    Sassafras
    Savory
    Sesame
    Tarragon
    Thyme
    Vanilla

    SEE!?!?!?


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    #13 LHutz, Aug 26, 2000
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