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Things you wish you never heard...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohen, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. KingCheetah

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    And I always thought the crunchy things were seeds... :eek:

    ;)
     
  2. Mulder

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    I USED to love Fig Newtons. I think I may hurl next time I see one.
     
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    "Sir, please step out of the car"

    "Honey, I'm three weeks late...."
     
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    "Sir, come here and put your hands behind your back". Yeah, that sucked, but it ultimately led to me to my fiancee', so what can I say. And no, my fiancee' isn't some gal named Ted I met in the slammer. :)

    Maroon 5 isn't bad, they just have bad singles. The CD's actually pretty good.
     
  5. Mulder

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    THANK GOD FOR SNOPES!!! I thought I was going to have to stick to Chocolate Soldier from now on...

    Claim: Chocolate milk is made from "regular" milk rejected for containing too much cow's blood.

    Status: False.

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    [Collected on the Internet, 2001]

    When cows are milked, sometimes there is a great deal of blood that comes out along with the milk. This tainted milk is non-salable, except to the makers of pre-packaged chocolate milk, since the cocoa hides the blood. And chocolate milk makers get the milk at quite a bargain.

    [Collected on the Internet, 2001]

    A co-worker recently told me that she had heard Nescafe Blend 43 instant coffee was somehow made with cow's blood. The rumour applied only to this blend of Nescafe. I checked the ingredients list, and it reads simply, "coffee beans".

    [Collected on the Internet, 2000]

    I was drinking a chocolate "Milk Chug" made by Creamland when my friend asks "Is that Creamland chocolate milk?". I said yes and he responded "I am not sure if this is true, well,of course its not, but I heard it from my brother". He goes on to say that Creamland's chocolate milk has cow blood in it. Here is the reasoning:

    To save money from wasted milk when a cow's utter begins to bleed, instead of throwing the bloody milk away, they add chocolate to it to disguise the taste and color. This way, no milk goes to waste . . . efficiency.

    Variations: Sometimes particular dairies or specific dark-colored, milk-based beverages are named.

    Origins: The See? belief that yucky things lurk in the depths of dark-colored liquids is a widespread food fear. Blood is generally considered icky, so schoolchildren regularly horrify each other with whispered claims that the milk used in chocolate milk is just swimming with the stuff. Now that prepared coffee beverages are making it to the supermarket shelves we're seeing this particular tale expand to include those products, thereby broadening the age range of this rumor's audience.

    (The belief that cow's blood is to be scrupulously avoided at all costs is suspended in our dealings with meat products. No one recoils in horror at the thought that a steak or a hamburger contains cow's blood -- our beef with ingesting blood apparently stops at the fork.)

    In the U.S.A., the Food and Drug Administration oversees the safety of food products. Stringent standards have been established for all milk destined for consumers, including the chocolate variety. It is telling that this agency's specifications contain no allowances for the use of blood-contaminated milk. Milk products (and other foodstuffs) that do not meet the agency's criteria do not gain FDA approval and thus cannot be sold to consumers.

    In other words, the "cow's blood in the chocolate milk" story doesn't fly any better than a cow would.

    Barbara "if cows could fly, the holding pattern over the Chicago Stockyards would rival O'Hare" Mikkelson link
     
  6. Mulder

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    Did she take your mug shot... three or four times.

    (Damn I'm all up on this thread...)
     
  7. KingCheetah

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    Are dead leukocytes really blood though?
     
  8. Mulder

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    Blood Products... White blood cells; important in warding off infection.
     
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    They're in blood, but they're not blood ----> Snopes has failed you... :eek:

    :)
     
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    Wait, I remember the arrested part, how does the rest of this story go?
     
  11. Mulder

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    I think you are being a bit semantic-al in this case...

    blood products treated different by the FDA than blood? Doubtful.
     
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    Come on, fellas. This is the only "chocolate milk" around.

    Been drinkin it since kindergarten....
     
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    The arrest directly led to the breakup of my prior relationship, which led me to my fiancee'. :)
     
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    The FDA tolerates some percentage of rat hair/feces and bug parts in chocolate production.
     
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    Not that I doubt you Cohen but where did you find the information about wasps at?
     
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    Don't they do this with almost all production of food? There is some percentage of bugs, bug parts, feces, hair, etc. that they will allow?
     
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    I heard the following at a seminar given by someone who should know:

    Chocolate: 1 rodent hair per bar
    Tomatoes: 2 maggots/can?
    Mushrooms: 20 maggots/can (they must be pretty small maggots)
    Ground pepper: 1% mammalian "excreta"

    To do some of these tests, dedicated scientists sit there and do extractions on the candy, etc., which isolate the bug parts. Then they spread them out under a microscope and look for little legs and wings and hairs...
     
  18. MadMax

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    i would assume so. i'd rather not know that, though.
     
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    Correct! Leukocytes are created by bone marrow and by your thymus. They travel around your body by the bloodstream, but they're actually created, filtered, and maintained by the lymph system.

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is why a doctor checks your lymph nodes when you go to see them - if they're swollen, it's a good indicator that there's infection going on.
     
  20. Rocketman95

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    I read Fast Food Nation thinking that I'd be grossed out at what I read, but was surprised to find out that my opinion turned out to be, "well, it hasn't killed me yet!". :D
     

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